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on my 14 carats 

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"On my 14 carats" is an expression used to indicate when a female is ovulating (most fertile and likely to conceive), which most commonly and predictably occurs on the 14th day of the 28-day menstrual cycle. The expression can be used either in flirtatious seduction or as a warning that birth control should be considered to prevent pregnancy. The expression went viral when Selena Gomez used the expression "I'm on my 14 carats. . ." in the very first line of her seductive song "Good for You," the video for which clearly shows her writhing in the throngs of umcontollable ovulation.
I'm so wet and horny for you right now; I think I'm on my 14 carats.

You better use a condom, because I'm on my 14 carats right now, and I really don't want another baby.
on my 14 carats by Stanimal November 6, 2015

PEACE AND CARATS 

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A prison term used to describe the post orgasmic feeling of oral-to-anal sex. A state of anal euphoria.
"Got my salad tossed...I'm gonna lay back and enjoy the fine feeling of peace and carats"
PEACE AND CARATS by Julia Mendoza October 9, 2003

Dropping Carats 

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When someone is spending lots of money buying jewelry, gold and diamonds, for many women (side hoes) This is a common occurrence around christmas and valentines day.
guy 1: Jake's been dropping carats like mad this week.

guys 2: he's in for some good v-day sex
Dropping Carats by crazyjames October 10, 2016

red sky carts 

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The go-to dab pen cart for an avetard. These carts are deadly asf for an avetard because whenever he hits one, he ends up out like a light. As always, froomie is the plug for these also as he always is for any weed stuff.
I bought a dab pen and froomie told me I could have one of his red sky carts.
red sky carts by TurnM3Up November 29, 2019

24 carat asshat 

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A privileged, wealthy or born into wealth person who exudes an air of obscene and arrogant superiority while demonstrating their true and laughable ignorance as an A1, top-of-the-heap asshat.
Heir to the family fortune, his status as a 24 carat asshat is easily recognized by all who come in contact with him.
24 carat asshat by Dr Bunnygirl June 16, 2017

cratsuli 

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1. A creature that is at the bottom of the pecking order in Kazakhstan.
<Borat>In my country, it goes God, man, horse, dog, woman, Rat and then little cratsuli.
cratsuli by Ghost February 5, 2005
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mormon assault vehicle

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another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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Shakira Law 

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A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
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Overstand 

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To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
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minimap 

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A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015
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Pink Cloud

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12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
Pink Cloud by toniwithaneye November 24, 2006
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Dotard 

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An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.
That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
Dotard by anonymous September 22, 2017
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