carathon 

When you actually care when you run a marathon.

Guy 1: I ran a carathon.

Guy 2: I didn't. I quit.

carathon by Ereck Flowers June 24, 2016

capathon 

The unofficial and Zoomer version of cap means “lies” or “false statement(s)” Capathon is when someone keeps on saying lies. Like a lying marathon, hence the name, Capathon.

Person 1: You’re so pretty!

Person 2: Uh, thanks.

Person 1: Yeah and smart too!
Person 2: Capathon.

capathon by fungusfollower69 December 24, 2019

Cerathon 

A movie marathon with all of the movies featuring actor Michael Cera.

We should totally have a Cerathon! I haven't seen Scott Pilgrim vs. the World or Youth in Revolt yet!

Cerathon by KidBlurr January 8, 2011

Cerathon 

A movie marathon that consists entirely of films containing Michael Cera as the main character. These marathons are to be viewed in chronological order by release date.

-Term coined by a proven Master of the Internet, and therefore not my credit.

Dude 1: Hey bro, you up for (arguably cool activity)?
Dude 2: Nah dude, I'm headed to watch a Cerathon at another bro's house.
Dude 1: That blows (arguably cool activity) out of the water! Can I go too?
Dude 2: Sure!

Cerathon by Dropkick Johnson January 8, 2011

Caration 

Care, but as a noun.

"She doesn't deserve my caration."

Caration by someone-weird January 20, 2020

Clarathon 

The word Clarathon is used when needing to go to clarion for nicotine, trashing walmart, bumping down mainstreet, or to roam the streets for no reason at all

“dude i need me an elfbar”

“shit i guess we are running a clarathon”

Clarathon by bigtowernuts June 22, 2023