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captan

man with a perfect personality and has a HUMONGOUS PENIS, like 3 foot long
wow he is such a captan
by hooni morris August 9, 2017
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Captan Soil

One who prematurely ejactulates their pants before sexual intercourse with their desired partner
Olivia:This is the longest you have ever lasted during sex
Reese:I know, I'm Captan Soil
by The brad of chads March 25, 2021
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