Captan Soil

One who prematurely ejactulates their pants before sexual intercourse with their desired partner
Olivia:This is the longest you have ever lasted during sex
Reese:I know, I'm Captan Soil
by The brad of chads March 25, 2021
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The Ski

Slang chotch term for the nicotein device
Yo chad you got "the ski"
by The brad of chads September 12, 2019
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Soil

To nut while making out with a girl before sex.
Reese was making out with Olivia and Soiled.
by The brad of chads November 07, 2020
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