canver

An incredibly large fore arm the size of a watermelon

Hey dude did you hit the gym last night?
Yea look how canver my arms got

by ppoppsicle March 23, 2021

Thuggizzle Cares Ovarian Cancer Awareness

A great cause under the Thuggizzle Cares umbrella founded by hip hop artist and community philanthropist Phillip Hodge also known as thuggizzle.

This cause was started when thuggizzle met a woman in Denver Colorado who was in need but had limited resources. Thuggizzle Cares Ovarian Cancer Awareness now directs women to their local health care providers.

by urban savage March 28, 2019

throat carver

An extremely harsh on the throat cigarette,whether it be tailor made or a rollie.
Can be used singular or plural.

That first cigarette of the day after a night on the piss is a throat carver.
Marlboro cigarettes are throat carvers,especially unfiltered.

by GS71 April 6, 2015

Butthole Cancer

Butthole Cancer is another way of referring to anal cancer. Anal cancer is a type of cancer that occurs in the anal canal and the anus. It is a rare disease among the general population, but is very common among gay men. Along with that, infections like HIV and Syphilis are also very common among gay men.

Gay men who don’t have HIV are over 20 times more likely to get anal cancer than the general population. Gay men who DO have HIV are about 100 times more likely to get anal cancer. Rates of anal cancer among gay men have been increasing every year.

This is because gay sex often causes anal fissures or tears. The anus is supposed to remove waste from the body, and having gay sex will eventually cause tears and cuts to the anus. These tears can get infected.

If you're a gay man, then your chances of getting infections and diseases like HIV, AIDS, Syphilis, and anal cancer (or butthole cancer) are quite high.

by Medical School October 18, 2019

Cancer

Jake Paul

Person 1: How did you get cancer?
Person 2: I watched Jake Paul

by cheesefanatic June 9, 2018

Christmas Cancer

When a person, often a family member, who is highly attention seeking, makes up or exaggerates some kind of health event in proximity to a big holiday in order to create drama or put themselves in the center of plans. It is usually a vague but life-threatening illness, serious enough to cause others to drop what they're doing, but not specific enough that people will be aware of what actually ought to be happening to the person. Often after the goal is attained, the subject will let their dupes know that "the doctors found out everything was alright" - getting them off the hook for future issues.

Cousin 1: "Are you still not speaking to your mother-in-law?"

Cousin 2: "Nah, she's a liar. Remember two years ago when she got Christmas Cancer just to make sure we didn't go to grandma's, and 'recovered' just in time to go to the Bahamas?"

by RedReplicant January 3, 2019

Pumpkin Carver

{having anal sex with a guy without using lube}

Adrian:Yo yo why is that dude walking so strangely
Chloe: He got rammed last night by a pumpkin carver.
Adrian: Damn, those pumpkin carvers have no mercy

by BirkbeckPHDUM September 26, 2018