A complete tool; one with undiserved dillusions of grandeur; Hodges are very full of themselves, believing they possess non-existant traits of intelligence or skill; everyone knows and greatly dislikes at least one Hodge.
by DeepseaSmoker July 14, 2010
Anyone who displays hodgelike qualities, such as getting angry for no reason and saying lame comebacks.
I told John today that I had sex with his mom. He got really angry and told me he had sex with my dad, he's such a hodge.
by mr. awesome12345678 April 14, 2009
Formally a male-stripper, a Hodge is someone that thinks he is an indestructible RoboCop. He will hit on all your women and serenade them with his mediocre voice. He will compliment their feet and send them pictures of the socks he is wearing. If you mess with him, he will put out a nation-wide, no-bond warrant for your arrest.
by 123comeatmebro February 15, 2018
An awkward person, who spends most of his/her time studying, tripping over things, making jokes that no one laughs at, and going to piano lessons. Short for Hadji
by AlexHodge November 10, 2010
by CodeCrystal February 18, 2019
A "Hodge" is a person who, for no apparent reason, leaves a social gathering or event in a mood. Often refering the members of said social gathering as "Dick heads".
Someone angrily walks out of a poker session, calling everyone a dick head and slamming the door on the way out.
Everone else: "What a Hodge".
Everone else: "What a Hodge".
by Muslim69er May 08, 2009
by Milkdaddyatl November 15, 2019