hodge

(v.) to hit someone or something with one's dick; equally effective against a gal's cheek or a national monument.

see also, dickslap

that birthday cake was sort of pissing me off, so i hodged the shit out of it. left several mushroom-shaped indentations.

by jimmyweeds May 14, 2004

hodge

v. to slap someone in the face with a penis.
adj. crazy

1) I totally hodged her last nite.
2) That party was hodge.

by Rolls December 5, 2004

hodge

a friend

your a good man hodge

by andy fike December 1, 2009

hodge

to spill or break a bottle of beer.
to spill any alcoholic beverage.

"Angus knocked over a whole beer, he's such a hodge."
"I got so hammered last night I hodged my beer."

by dobid March 21, 2009

Hodge

A complete tool; one with undiserved dillusions of grandeur; Hodges are very full of themselves, believing they possess non-existant traits of intelligence or skill; everyone knows and greatly dislikes at least one Hodge.

He thinks he's such a great artist because he can take a picture of a park bench, what a Hodge.

by DeepseaSmoker July 13, 2010

hodge

<hohj> n. - one who relentlessly desires and consumes large quantities of unhealthy food

"Oh my God, you ate that whole pizza by yourself... fucking hodge!"

Brook ate a Grande Meal for breakfast because she's a hodge.

by nu2004 April 14, 2008

hodge

another name for meth pipe.

AJ: hey I just got some g rock, but no hodge. You got one?

Gabby: only if you get me high.

by gabrcbr March 13, 2010