When a person, often a family member, who is highly attention seeking, makes up or exaggerates some kind of health event in proximity to a big holiday in order to create drama or put themselves in the center of plans. It is usually a vague but life-threatening illness, serious enough to cause others to drop what they're doing, but not specific enough that people will be aware of what actually ought to be happening to the person. Often after the goal is attained, the subject will let their dupes know that "the doctors found out everything was alright" - getting them off the hook for future issues.
Cousin 1: "Are you still not speaking to your mother-in-law?"
Cousin 2: "Nah, she's a liar. Remember two years ago when she got Christmas Cancer just to make sure we didn't go to grandma's, and 'recovered' just in time to go to the Bahamas?"
Cousin 2: "Nah, she's a liar. Remember two years ago when she got Christmas Cancer just to make sure we didn't go to grandma's, and 'recovered' just in time to go to the Bahamas?"
by RedReplicant January 03, 2019
A sad, regressive woman who buys into the nerdrage concept that women actually aren't as good as men. Often marked by insecure proclamations that she "isn't a feminist" or thinks that women really should get "back to the kitchen." Generally harbors deep resentment for happier and more confident women as well as an abiding self-hatred.
Obnoxious dude: "Get back to the kitchen and make me a sandwich lol lol"
Sheanderthal: "Why that's so clever! My goodness, it's so true that women belong in the kitchen! Damn feminists trying to encourage equal pay and such nonsense."
Sheanderthal: "Why that's so clever! My goodness, it's so true that women belong in the kitchen! Damn feminists trying to encourage equal pay and such nonsense."
by RedReplicant September 12, 2010
"I was going to have sex with Jack, but when he pulled his pants down-- god, has he got a nerds rope!"
by RedReplicant January 18, 2010
An unfortunate phenomenon in which people degrade or mock a woman because she enjoys having sex, has sex a lot, or may even just be rumored to participate in sexual activity. Often it's accompanied by urban legends such as the common virgin misconception that the vagina becomes larger or looser with use-- in fact, sex has no effect on vaginal size.
However, since most people would rather women be MORE sexually active than less, slut shaming is counterproductive to the aims of most men and quite a few ladies.
However, since most people would rather women be MORE sexually active than less, slut shaming is counterproductive to the aims of most men and quite a few ladies.
Guy 1: Ha ha Megan had sex with two guys, she's such a SLUT!
Guy 2: You idiot, do you want her to stop having sex? We should be encouraging this. Your slut shaming will simply discourage more women from sleeping with us and we will be virgins forever.
Guy 2: You idiot, do you want her to stop having sex? We should be encouraging this. Your slut shaming will simply discourage more women from sleeping with us and we will be virgins forever.
by RedReplicant November 10, 2010
A snarky, occasionally trollish poster with a heart of gold. Envark loves to cause a stir, but generally has a constructive reason for doing so. Known for making over-the-top ironic jokes and frustrating overly cautious moderators.
Forums or organizations that ban Envark generally become stagnant and lose members within a very short period, as it indicates over-moderation or paranoia. In fact, Envark's status on a particular forum can be used to gauge the forum's general health and vivacity.
Forums or organizations that ban Envark generally become stagnant and lose members within a very short period, as it indicates over-moderation or paranoia. In fact, Envark's status on a particular forum can be used to gauge the forum's general health and vivacity.
"Did you see that Envark got banned?"
"Yeah, now our forum will be much tidier... but boring as hell."
"Yeah, now our forum will be much tidier... but boring as hell."
by RedReplicant May 17, 2010
A guy who has very high expectations of women, but none regarding himself. Generally a slovenly person who spends a lot of time hunched over a keyboard, and is dusted liberally with Cheeto powder (thus the name). Some of it may be ground into his keyboard and/or stuck on his chin and clothes.
"My cheetogrub cousin says he wants a "beautiful girl that wears makeup, nice dresses, and straightens her hair every day" while sitting there in a pit-stained t-shirt and dirty socks"
by RedReplicant December 02, 2014
When a woman masturbates so furiously (often with the assistance of a vibe or dildo) that her clit feels like it's been pounded by a jackhammer.
Girl 1: "God, I gave myself three orgasms last night, but this morning I have a horrible case of jackhammer clit!"
Girl 2: "I know, right? It's that damn Hitachi, it just works too well!"
Girl 2: "I know, right? It's that damn Hitachi, it just works too well!"
by RedReplicant August 19, 2010