10 definitions by RedReplicant

A guy who has very high expectations of women, but none regarding himself. Generally a slovenly person who spends a lot of time hunched over a keyboard, and is dusted liberally with Cheeto powder (thus the name). Some of it may be ground into his keyboard and/or stuck on his chin and clothes.

An unfortunate phenomenon in which people degrade or mock a woman because she enjoys having sex, has sex a lot, or may even just be rumored to participate in sexual activity. Often it's accompanied by urban legends such as the common virgin misconception that the vagina becomes larger or looser with use-- in fact, sex has no effect on vaginal size.

However, since most people would rather women be MORE sexually active than less, slut shaming is counterproductive to the aims of most men and quite a few ladies.

When a person, often a family member, who is highly attention seeking, makes up or exaggerates some kind of health event in proximity to a big holiday in order to create drama or put themselves in the center of plans. It is usually a vague but life-threatening illness, serious enough to cause others to drop what they're doing, but not specific enough that people will be aware of what actually ought to be happening to the person. Often after the goal is attained, the subject will let their dupes know that "the doctors found out everything was alright" - getting them off the hook for future issues.

A penis so infected with wart-causing venereal diseases that it resembles the popular candy.

A snarky, occasionally trollish poster with a heart of gold. Envark loves to cause a stir, but generally has a constructive reason for doing so. Known for making over-the-top ironic jokes and frustrating overly cautious moderators.

Forums or organizations that ban Envark generally become stagnant and lose members within a very short period, as it indicates over-moderation or paranoia. In fact, Envark's status on a particular forum can be used to gauge the forum's general health and vivacity.

A descriptive term, often overlapping with the use of fauxetry. Used when a person of your acquaintance is self-consciously "deep" and dramatic about every damn thing, to the point of sheer stupidity. Usually occurs in conjunction with emo whining or in cases of people who have no real relationships and so must imagine them, and usually do so by using scripts cribbed from fantasy fiction.

When a woman masturbates so furiously (often with the assistance of a vibe or dildo) that her clit feels like it's been pounded by a jackhammer.