canverse

When wearing a pair of converses (or other sports shoe), stomping on a beer or soda can so that it becomes attached to the shoe and makes a satisfying crunching noise every time you take a step.

Me: Hey, you finished with that coke can?
Friend: Yeah, why?
Me: I'ma wear some canverses.

by Jeetajoo September 14, 2007

Canversation

Talking on the phone while you're using the toilet.

I'm not comfortable having this obvious canversation, can we talk when you're finished?

by Kez 4 Prez April 19, 2017