by Rick O' Shea June 5, 2018
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by Bob of Cocodrie October 8, 2009
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customer: I would like to pawn this diamond
pawnbroker: OH! You have a canthardly
customer: Yipeeeeee
pawnbroker:canthardly see it
customer: fuck off
pawnbroker: OH! You have a canthardly
customer: Yipeeeeee
pawnbroker:canthardly see it
customer: fuck off
by psychedelic shack January 28, 2014
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1) The state of being tardy in a manner that adversely affects others.
2) Like a cuntard.
cuntardily adv.
cuntardiness n.
1) The state of being tardy in a manner that adversely affects others.
2) Like a cuntard.
cuntardily adv.
cuntardiness n.
We missed the start of the game because once again you were cuntardy. I am so sick of your cuntardy cuntardiness, you cuntard.
by Rocco Siffredi December 12, 2009
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When my mate Danny got that promotion he turned into more of a whiney bitch and his general demeanor went in a cuntward direction
by Kiwiboiii January 13, 2021
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Pronunciation: /ˈkʌntˌwɒdəl/
Region: chiefly AU/UK workplace slang
Core meaning: to persist in employment despite chronic ineffectiveness, phasing in and out with changes in workload/tempo while avoiding accountability.
Parts of speech:
• Verb (intransitive): to cuntwaddle — to drift through work ineffectively while remaining employed.
• Noun (uncountable/countable): cuntwaddle — the behaviour; a cuntwaddler — a person who does this.
• Adjective: cuntwaddling — describing such behaviour or output.
• Adverb (rare): cuntwaddlingly — in a cuntwaddling manner.
Inflection/derivatives:
• 3rd-person singular: cuntwaddles
• Past/participle: cuntwaddled
• Gerund/adjective: cuntwaddling
• Agent noun: cuntwaddler
• Plural (people): cuntwaddlers
Definitions:
Verb: To oscillate between visible busyness and disappearance as tempo shifts, producing little and dodging consequences.
Noun (behaviour): The pattern of ineffective-yet-secure employment.
Noun (person): Someone who habitually exhibits that pattern.
Adjective: Characterising output that looks active but achieves nothing material.
Pronunciation: /ˈkʌntˌwɒdəl/
Region: chiefly AU/UK workplace slang
Core meaning: to persist in employment despite chronic ineffectiveness, phasing in and out with changes in workload/tempo while avoiding accountability.
Parts of speech:
• Verb (intransitive): to cuntwaddle — to drift through work ineffectively while remaining employed.
• Noun (uncountable/countable): cuntwaddle — the behaviour; a cuntwaddler — a person who does this.
• Adjective: cuntwaddling — describing such behaviour or output.
• Adverb (rare): cuntwaddlingly — in a cuntwaddling manner.
Inflection/derivatives:
• 3rd-person singular: cuntwaddles
• Past/participle: cuntwaddled
• Gerund/adjective: cuntwaddling
• Agent noun: cuntwaddler
• Plural (people): cuntwaddlers
Definitions:
Verb: To oscillate between visible busyness and disappearance as tempo shifts, producing little and dodging consequences.
Noun (behaviour): The pattern of ineffective-yet-secure employment.
Noun (person): Someone who habitually exhibits that pattern.
Adjective: Characterising output that looks active but achieves nothing material.
Examples (different tenses/usages):
• Given: “The shitcunt couldn’t organise a root in a brothel, always cuntwaddling at work.”
• Verb, present simple: “He cuntwaddles whenever deadlines heat up—lots of meetings, zero outcomes.”
• Verb, past: “She cuntwaddled through the release and still scored a kudos post.”
• Verb, future: “They will cuntwaddle through Q4 unless someone sets clear owners.”
• Verb, present perfect: “He has cuntwaddled across three projects without a single delivery.”
• Imperative: “Don’t cuntwaddle this sprint—own a ticket and close it.”
• Noun (behaviour): “That plan was pure cuntwaddle dressed up as strategy.”
• Noun (person): “Our biggest cuntwaddler appears after stand-up and vanishes before work starts.”
• Adjective: “It was a cuntwaddling slide deck—50 pages and no decisions.”
• Adverb: “She communicated cuntwaddlingly, saying a lot while committing to nothing.”
• Comparative/superlative (adj.): “This quarter was more cuntwaddling than the last; the year-end review was the most cuntwaddling performance yet.”
Synonyms / near-senses:
failing upward; deadwood; seat-warmer; busywork artist; KPI cosplayer.
Antonyms:
accountable; effective; delivery-focused.
Etymology:
Blend of “cunt” (coarse intensifier) + “twaddle” (nonsense), i.e., emphatic nonsense-work that endures.
• Given: “The shitcunt couldn’t organise a root in a brothel, always cuntwaddling at work.”
• Verb, present simple: “He cuntwaddles whenever deadlines heat up—lots of meetings, zero outcomes.”
• Verb, past: “She cuntwaddled through the release and still scored a kudos post.”
• Verb, future: “They will cuntwaddle through Q4 unless someone sets clear owners.”
• Verb, present perfect: “He has cuntwaddled across three projects without a single delivery.”
• Imperative: “Don’t cuntwaddle this sprint—own a ticket and close it.”
• Noun (behaviour): “That plan was pure cuntwaddle dressed up as strategy.”
• Noun (person): “Our biggest cuntwaddler appears after stand-up and vanishes before work starts.”
• Adjective: “It was a cuntwaddling slide deck—50 pages and no decisions.”
• Adverb: “She communicated cuntwaddlingly, saying a lot while committing to nothing.”
• Comparative/superlative (adj.): “This quarter was more cuntwaddling than the last; the year-end review was the most cuntwaddling performance yet.”
Synonyms / near-senses:
failing upward; deadwood; seat-warmer; busywork artist; KPI cosplayer.
Antonyms:
accountable; effective; delivery-focused.
Etymology:
Blend of “cunt” (coarse intensifier) + “twaddle” (nonsense), i.e., emphatic nonsense-work that endures.
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