cantele

A word originated in the bay referring to someone who has just bashed part of a car in, usually a window or bumper. Can also be used as a verb.

Micheal is such a cantele, he smashed into another car yesterday, thats the third time this month.

SHUT THE FUCK UP TONY, OR I WILL CANTELE YOUR CAR TO SHIT!

by lava_vag December 10, 2006

wookiee life day is canceled

A way of saying there are no drugs without incriminating yourself.

From the fictional Star Wars holiday of the same name, in which every three years wookiees consume hallucinogenic orga root in order to commune with the tree of life. If none of the drug is available, the wookiee elders cancel the celebration for that year.

Alice: Did you get the stuff for the party?
Bob: No, Dave was all out. Wookiee life day is canceled.

by Boboli December 28, 2013

Canceled

In pop culture, canceled means to make someone or something irrelevant due to current drama.

James Charles is canceled.

by pee poo dog May 12, 2019

canteening

The act of traveling to the Merritt Canteen to get some amazing grub such as the Brutal Dog, Clam Strips, Mac-N-Cheez Bites, or a 1/3lbs Bison Cheeseburger. Preferably around 2 a.m. when your high or drunk as fuck.

Are we canteening when you get home?
For sure

Canteen Canteen

by canteen freak December 15, 2011

canteen punk

A prisoner who has sex in exchange for candy bars, soda or snacks at the canteen. Insulting term for a stupid or weak man or a homosexual.

Shit, don't pay no attention to Jimmy. He's nothing but a canteen punk, blow ya for a snickers bar.

by Anonymous November 8, 2002

Cantelope

The slower, less entusiastic, and overall pessimistic version of the antelope.

Cantelopes can run at three and a quarter yards per hour

by Bobthelobster March 6, 2022

Cantilever

Grand Design's, Kevin McCloud's, favorite word describing an architectural object only supported on one end.

My dick cantilevered towards her pussy.

by kev-in.bants October 13, 2019