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canteen
The lunch room for the guy at the depot. The canteen is now Dum Dums (who is from whoreleons) turf. If you buy anytings from any other source (Glen), Dum Dum will scream at you until he is on the brink of a stroke. The main food groups sold at the canteen are Chucks, Twix saputo products and of course, toass. Some guy steals from the depot to run his grow operation.
"Guy, we have a viande in the Cantsteens today, because some guy steal from the cantsteens and some other guy put the toass in the wrong slots!"
canteen by John the old cleaner December 6, 2004
canteen
When I was in high-school gym class, most of the Hispanic kids had canteens and the white kids had Army-helmuts.
canteen by ferdii6069 June 21, 2016
canteen punk
A prisoner who has sex in exchange for candy bars, soda or snacks at the canteen. Insulting term for a stupid or weak man or a homosexual.
canteen punk by Anonymous November 8, 2002
canteen grenade
a common military anti boredom tool. produced when you take the mre heater and drop it into a half full, plastic canteen. as the canteen is air tight for chemical warfare purposes, the pressure will build until it explodes. not very devistating, but a very nice pop in the middle of the night!
"Why is Spc Dingleberry emptying all of those latrines?"
"yeah, he rolled an canteen grenade into Sgt tinydicks tent last night after he caught him having cyber sex with his wife."
"Damn."
"yeah, he rolled an canteen grenade into Sgt tinydicks tent last night after he caught him having cyber sex with his wife."
"Damn."
canteen grenade by William Burkhalter May 9, 2008
Canteen Badges
Canteen Badges by Jess_Rabbit July 10, 2023
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A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
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