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a substitute word for the amazing word CUNT.... this word canoot is great to use when you dont wnna get in trouble with cunts who doesnt like the word cunt!!!
yoo look its a cunt!!

dont say that say canoot
why the fuck wud i wnna say canoot its cunt or nuffin
u fucking canoot wanna fight ddgiraffe!!
canoot by holland-are-cunts July 1, 2010
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got goalkeeper doesn't mean cannot score goal 

Originally coined by unknown person of incredible literary talent, made popular by Anthony, this phrase is an analogy often used to encourage people pursuing someone of the opposite gender which is already attached.

This analogy is based on the empirical evidence of soccer matches with positive goals scored (n > 0), despite the presence of a goalkeeper intending precisely to stop that. Similarly, just because a girl (guy) has a boyfriend (girlfriend), doesn't mean that she (he) is automatically unavailable.

A skilled striker may still be able to score a goal despite the presence of a goalkeeper. Of course, the presence of a goalkeeper does increase the difficulty associated with goal-scoring.

This has led to phrases such as "I can't even score an open goal!" or "wow Kenji can score goal even with so many defenders!"

Note: the definition listed above in no way represents the attitude of the author towards the subject
A: "wow that girl is amazing! too bad she's already with that stud Anthony"

B: "what kind of defeatist attitude is that! don't you know, got goalkeeper doesn't mean cannot score goal!"

A: "alright i'm going for it! watch out Anthony!"

You cannot say POP and forget the SMOKE 

"You cannot say POP and forget the smoke" is a line that POP SMOKE (legend and listen to DIOR if you haven't heard of him) it was said in GOTTI by POP SMOKE and Travis scott.
RIP POP SMOKE, Gone too soon... 20th of Febuary 1999 - 19th of Febuary 2020
some guy : POP!
some guy 2 : You cannot say POP and forget the SMOKE.

Canoodling Hoagie 

To canoodle is to cuddle, pet, caress, etc. fondly.

A sandwich is a food item usually consisting of more than one (most likely three) layerable food.

A hoagie is very much like a sandwich (and is considered to be a kind of one by many) but is different in the sense that they consist of a much greater number of layers of food.

A canoodling sandwich consists of three people fondly caressing, snoggling, cuddling each other in one place at one time.

A canoodling hoagie is much like that of a canoodling sandwich but with much more people (usually four to ten).
As I passed by the seating area during cocktail hour, I witnessed Emma and Dustin cuddling in the corner of one of the couches. Greg saw them and joined in on the action. I walked away.

Roughly thirty minutes later, I passed by again, but this time, Ken, Juliette, Tim, Helena, Colin, and Hugh had all found their places on the couch. The canoodling hoagie had been formed and didn't seem like it was going to dissipate any time soon.

in cahoots

in partnership with someone who shares your purpose (often secretly)
They were in cahoots with the Mafia this whole time.

Canoodlemonster 

A person who canoodles with anyone he can get his hands on. A master canoodler.
Bennett is such a canoodlemonster. He's already canoodled with three people and it's only been an hour!
Canoodlemonster by jetss November 28, 2015
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While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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