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cannafart 

a gaseous emission occurring during or shortly after the consumption of significant quantities of cannabis. true cannafarts have the potential to produce psychedelic effects in those who inhale their fumes. in eastern Ukraine, rural villagers participate in a practice wherein five to ten men gather in a small cedar sauna, eat copious quantities of beans while smoking bongs of hashish, and cannafart themselves into oblivion, colloquially known as the Slavic hotbox.
person one: did you just cannafart?
person two: why do you ask?
person one: suddenly, this room smells like a fresh turd and i'm super high.
person two: as a matter of fact, i did. i cannafarted.
person one: thanks for being honest about it. do you think you have another stored up?
person two: sure do. rips fat stinker
person one: nice. thanks.
cannafart by trilliam turdsworth December 31, 2021
Words you can keep

Cannafornia 

(1.) The new name of California on the day that they finally legalize it.

(2.) the "state" of mind that most west coast stoners live in.

(3.) The place where you can get the diggity dank without getting busted.
He got his card and went all Cannafornia on us.

You hear whats going on in Cannafornia? CIGGAWEED LEGAL THERE!!!!
Cannafornia by Apotcalypse June 26, 2009

Cannafam 

(Noun) A supportive community of individuals brought together by their shared love for the cannabis plant

Contraction of 'cannabis family'
I have received so much support from my cannafam it is time I gave a little something back.
Cannafam by Mrs Four Twenty September 29, 2021

Cannabatical 

A portmanteau of cannabis and sabbatical. It refers to a specific period in which a regular user of marijuana refrains from smoking. Motivations for the hiatus may include, but are not limited to: saving money, achieving goals, and recovering lost brain function.
Eric: Dude, you wanna hit this?
Tim: I can't because i'm on cannabatical, but as soon as I get this new job, I'm gonna blaze up 'til my eyes bleed!
Cannabatical by Lite November 25, 2007

Cannavaro 

A soccer player who plays for Real Madrid and who is also the captain of the Italian National team. He had the pleasure of winning the 2006 FIFA World Cup. He is considered the best central defender in the world. He is very hot, has a shaved head, small feet, excellent physique and slightly short compared to many soccer players. He is married to Daniela and they have two sons, Christian and Andrea, and a daughter, Martina. He is regarded as something of a sex symbol in his native Italy and was recently voted "sexiest player" of the 2006 World Cup.
Cannavaro was the best player during the 2006 FIFA World Cup.
Cannavaro by Tania-xo August 23, 2006

Cannamath 

When parents rely on cannabis to slow down their stressful life, so that they are better able to help their oft-math-anxious children cope with the mathematical challenges and frustrations they face in school—for example, they could help them with their math homework or project, which also provides them an opportunity to bond and engage with their kids during their formative years.
The legalization of cannabis to more US states would allow more parents to embrace cannamath, thus enabling them to get more involved in the mathematics education of their children, by being more present, more patient, and more creative with them.
Cannamath by Fasters January 1, 2022

Cannagar 

A cannagar is a cannabis cigar, rolled with marijuana leaves.
I'm so baked after smoking that huge cannagar!
Cannagar by JackFoxRox July 12, 2016
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
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