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cannafart 

a gaseous emission occurring during or shortly after the consumption of significant quantities of cannabis. true cannafarts have the potential to produce psychedelic effects in those who inhale their fumes. in eastern Ukraine, rural villagers participate in a practice wherein five to ten men gather in a small cedar sauna, eat copious quantities of beans while smoking bongs of hashish, and cannafart themselves into oblivion, colloquially known as the Slavic hotbox.
person one: did you just cannafart?
person two: why do you ask?
person one: suddenly, this room smells like a fresh turd and i'm super high.
person two: as a matter of fact, i did. i cannafarted.
person one: thanks for being honest about it. do you think you have another stored up?
person two: sure do. rips fat stinker
person one: nice. thanks.
cannafart by trilliam turdsworth December 31, 2021
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Cannafornia 

(1.) The new name of California on the day that they finally legalize it.

(2.) the "state" of mind that most west coast stoners live in.

(3.) The place where you can get the diggity dank without getting busted.
He got his card and went all Cannafornia on us.

You hear whats going on in Cannafornia? CIGGAWEED LEGAL THERE!!!!
Cannafornia by Apotcalypse June 26, 2009

Cannafam 

(Noun) A supportive community of individuals brought together by their shared love for the cannabis plant

Contraction of 'cannabis family'
I have received so much support from my cannafam it is time I gave a little something back.
Cannafam by Mrs Four Twenty September 29, 2021

Cannabatical 

A portmanteau of cannabis and sabbatical. It refers to a specific period in which a regular user of marijuana refrains from smoking. Motivations for the hiatus may include, but are not limited to: saving money, achieving goals, and recovering lost brain function.
Eric: Dude, you wanna hit this?
Tim: I can't because i'm on cannabatical, but as soon as I get this new job, I'm gonna blaze up 'til my eyes bleed!
Cannabatical by Lite November 25, 2007

Cannavaro 

A soccer player who plays for Real Madrid and who is also the captain of the Italian National team. He had the pleasure of winning the 2006 FIFA World Cup. He is considered the best central defender in the world. He is very hot, has a shaved head, small feet, excellent physique and slightly short compared to many soccer players. He is married to Daniela and they have two sons, Christian and Andrea, and a daughter, Martina. He is regarded as something of a sex symbol in his native Italy and was recently voted "sexiest player" of the 2006 World Cup.
Cannavaro was the best player during the 2006 FIFA World Cup.
Cannavaro by Tania-xo August 23, 2006

Cannamath 

When parents rely on cannabis to slow down their stressful life, so that they are better able to help their oft-math-anxious children cope with the mathematical challenges and frustrations they face in school—for example, they could help them with their math homework or project, which also provides them an opportunity to bond and engage with their kids during their formative years.
The legalization of cannabis to more US states would allow more parents to embrace cannamath, thus enabling them to get more involved in the mathematics education of their children, by being more present, more patient, and more creative with them.
Cannamath by Fasters January 1, 2022

Cannagar 

A cannagar is a cannabis cigar, rolled with marijuana leaves.
I'm so baked after smoking that huge cannagar!
Cannagar by JackFoxRox July 12, 2016
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