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a person who compulsively masturbates,or a person who constantly touches women's "goodies"

Man 1:that teacher is hot!
Man 2:hey, want to get that dude in trouble?

Man 1:hell yeah!i've heard he is a candy hands

Man 2:i guess we'll be witnesses in the next sexual harassment lawsuit.

candy hands by NipplebackHater March 18, 2010

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Hand Candy

Sperm from masturbation is called hand candy. When a man/woman gives a hand job and produces "hand candy" from the penis head.

"Damn my girlfriend gave me excellent hand candy!"
"I got hand candy all over my pants."

Hand Candy by Jacques de O. November 25, 2009

Related Words

candy hands • Hand Candy • Cindy Hand • Candy Handy • candy • candy cane • Candy Ass • candy shop • candy apple • candy corn

Hand Candy

A female (or group of females) worth retaining in mind for referral back to at a later date when it is more convenient to perform a Five-Knuckle shuffle.

'Have a look at that Hand Candy over there'

Hand Candy by Lodge February 11, 2004

Hand-Candy

Hand-candy is simply another word for a penis. The defining feature here being the masturbation or hand job motion that involves a grabbing action with a hand, as one would a pile of candy. Candy is also something that one might later put in their mouth, and represents the penis as a treat.

"All the girls wanted to grab a fistful of James's Hand-Candy"

Hand-Candy by winch guy August 20, 2014

hand candy

Female breasts. The feeling of them in your hands is indescribable.

<Brill> Oh my gosh, look at those women! Boy howdy, they are corkers!
<Jazz> Oh god DAMN, you are right! Such fine hinders, and look at them gams! And the hand candy on the one in the blue is driving me krazy!!

hand candy by SeanG July 29, 2007

hand candy

to pleasure yourself , or another in a sexual way.

1) maann i need some hand candy !
2) let me give you some hand candy baby!

hand candy by mr-cool April 24, 2009

Cindy Hand

The Cindy Hand is the dominant hand while painting your nails. It's the shortened version of "Cinderella Hand," the hand that does all the work and never gets the same in return.

"Omg my nails came out so cute!! But eek! My Cindy Hand looks like a 5-year old painted it! 😬"

Cindy Hand by DancerHamster September 19, 2021

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026