Definitions by SeanG

Vangina 

A vagina so large it could fit six guys.

"I went to smash this chick I met at Costco but it turned out she had a vangina.

Vangina by SeanG July 31, 2013

metric shit-ton 

equal the number twenty-four(24).

me:dude I had a metric shit-ton of cookies the other day.

some guy:how many?

me:24.

metric shit-ton by seang February 8, 2013

shattered finger syndrome 

Also known as SFS, Shattered Finger Syndrome is a disease your friends and relatives get that prevents them from being able to respond to your IMs and emails.

You: Hey
Friend: ...
You (2 hours later): Hello?
Friend: ...
You (48 hours later): Wtf, are you dead? You aren't idle.
Friend: ...
You: Oh shit, you have Shattered Finger Syndrome! I'll have to call the police! I only pray I'm not too late...

shattered finger syndrome by SeanG March 20, 2008

hand candy 

Female breasts. The feeling of them in your hands is indescribable.

<Brill> Oh my gosh, look at those women! Boy howdy, they are corkers!
<Jazz> Oh god DAMN, you are right! Such fine hinders, and look at them gams! And the hand candy on the one in the blue is driving me krazy!!

hand candy by SeanG July 29, 2007

oaky 

Something that's cool, copasetic, agreeable, and worthy of thanks.

Comes from a misspelling of "Okay!"

Jel: "Hey Steve, I have an idea!"
Steve: "What??"
Jel: "What do you say, for your birthday, we go to Space Camp? My treat!"
Steve: "Wow! Oaky! Thanks!"

oaky by SeanG July 15, 2007

flip your duracells 

To change your negative attitude and outlook into a positive one.

<Rawlcine> "And what about my scrilla? You owe me at least 96 dollars! Everyone owes me something! Why is everyone always baggin on me?"
<Branson> "You need to flip your duracells, cuz all i'm gettin is NEGATIVE, honey."
<Rawlcine> 8-O

flip your duracells by SeanG June 20, 2007

pregnant with pizza 

When a person is fat, you can say they're "pregnant with pizza" in order to point out and ridicule this fact.

Stephen: "Hey, Ralada has been gone for three weeks now. Did she have a baby?"
T-Tops: "No, she's just pregnant with pizza. Also, she got shot. That's why she's gone."

pregnant with pizza by SeanG May 29, 2007