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Hand-Candy 

Hand-candy is simply another word for a penis. The defining feature here being the masturbation or hand job motion that involves a grabbing action with a hand, as one would a pile of candy. Candy is also something that one might later put in their mouth, and represents the penis as a treat.
"All the girls wanted to grab a fistful of James's Hand-Candy"
Hand-Candy by winch guy August 20, 2014
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Hand Candy 

Sperm from masturbation is called hand candy. When a man/woman gives a hand job and produces "hand candy" from the penis head.
"Damn my girlfriend gave me excellent hand candy!"
"I got hand candy all over my pants."
Hand Candy by Jacques de O. November 25, 2009

Hand Candy 

A female (or group of females) worth retaining in mind for referral back to at a later date when it is more convenient to perform a Five-Knuckle shuffle.
Hand Candy by Lodge February 11, 2004

hand candy 

Female breasts. The feeling of them in your hands is indescribable.
<Brill> Oh my gosh, look at those women! Boy howdy, they are corkers!
<Jazz> Oh god DAMN, you are right! Such fine hinders, and look at them gams! And the hand candy on the one in the blue is driving me krazy!!
hand candy by SeanG July 29, 2007

hand candy 

to pleasure yourself , or another in a sexual way.
1) maann i need some hand candy !
2) let me give you some hand candy baby!
hand candy by mr-cool April 24, 2009

Handyandy 

when a man is very handy with his hands
Handyandy- wife called him handy for a reason
Handyandy by Dixsoutforharambe August 19, 2016
when you get jerked off behind a door from a younger girl
omg bro i got a handyandy last night
handyandy by jimmy bob 34 January 13, 2026
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