candominium 

1. Also known as a trailer or mobile home

2. Can Living

3. This is upscale, luxurious, living for people who think they have status, but really don't. They think living in a candominium is better than a condominium, which they can't afford.

Mandi: Yeah, I've been painting my formal dining room, formal breakfast nook, formal living area, the den, and the like to my new home in the gated community.

Chad: Are you kidding me? You live in a candominium!

Mandi: Well, I never!?!?!

Chad: You live in a mobile home! It doesn't have that many formal rooms! It's like living in a can!

candominium by HowlnWolph January 6, 2009

candemonium 

The childhood excitement felt when there's so much candy.

The children brought their candy to school after Halloween. They were so excited, it was candemonium.

candemonium by Meand2MiniMes October 31, 2019

Coondominium 

Welfare housing, often surrounded by afroturf. Frequently located near a liquor store, half a dozen bars, a Planned Parenthood office, a KFC, and several crack houses.

That Coondominium is the police's number one complaint call.

Coondominium by You got a fuckin' problem with that? September 20, 2003

Poor man's condominium 

A person that owns a mobile home. But doesn't own the land.

Poor man's condominium --->You may own the structure. But, you don't own the land...

Poor man's condominium by Jere August 7, 2012

Condominium 

A way for people who dislike the sound of apartment to say it while still sounding civilized.

proper meaning: An apartment that is owned, not rented.

Joe: "I just moved into my new condominium today."
Steve: "You mean an apartment?"
Joe: "Shh, don't say that in public."

Condominium by Johnyknowhow June 29, 2015

condominimum

n. Absolute smallest length of time a condom can be worn for effective protection.

..............................

That right there was the condominimum!

Yeah. I thought it was a tiny length.

condominimum by gnostic1 December 23, 2011

Sandominium 

(Noun) a dwelling on a beach. Usually, by a homeless person living in a tent or in the bushes.

Did you hear Kevin got kicked out of his house? Yeah, he moved into a sweet sandominium at the beach.

Sandominium by Boozy Surfs June 1, 2013