Clondominium

Condominiums on a massive scale flowing over hills and arroyos - same size, style, color, landscaping. Typically each condo is occupied by 2 adults, 2.3 children, 1 dog or cat and sometimes 1 rabbit. 2-car garage has 2 cars inside because the homeowner's association mandates no parking in the driveway or on the street. California has thousands of these unique housing units where neighbors don't know one another - and don't care.

In 1975, while traveling toward Riverside, California on Freeway 91, after having been away for several years, Patty and Gordie were amazed by the hundreds of clondominiums packed into the area known as the mouth of the Santa Ana Canyon. Clone + Condominium = Clondominium.

by Gordie Hayduk October 13, 2008

Coondominium

Welfare housing, often surrounded by afroturf. Frequently located near a liquor store, half a dozen bars, a Planned Parenthood office, a KFC, and several crack houses.

That Coondominium is the police's number one complaint call.

by You got a fuckin' problem with that? September 20, 2003

Poor man's condominium

A person that owns a mobile home. But doesn't own the land.

Poor man's condominium --->You may own the structure. But, you don't own the land...

by Jere August 7, 2012

Condominium

A way for people who dislike the sound of apartment to say it while still sounding civilized.

proper meaning: An apartment that is owned, not rented.

Joe: "I just moved into my new condominium today."
Steve: "You mean an apartment?"
Joe: "Shh, don't say that in public."

by Johnyknowhow June 29, 2015

condominimum

n. Absolute smallest length of time a condom can be worn for effective protection.

..............................

That right there was the condominimum!

Yeah. I thought it was a tiny length.

by gnostic1 December 23, 2011

Condominimum

n: The absolute smallest square footage that a developer can build a condominium unit without it being legally considered to be a pet carrier.

Bruce: "Hey Rob! I just bought a new 400 square foot condominimum!"

Rob: "For your cat?"

Bruce: "No! For me and my cat! It's really cool man! I can stand on the foot of my bed and piss into the kitchen sink!"

by warmbrother October 2, 2014

Condominium

The Greek god who sparked a sacred covenant to prevent pregnancy with other Greek Gods. When Condominium's sacred covenant broke with Hoecles, her son Illegitimacus was born.

"Bitch yo ass better pray to Condominium that you aint gonna get pregnant."

"I hope I don't pull a Condominium and break through this shit."

by El Zacko September 20, 2006