3. This is upscale, luxurious, living for people who think they have status, but really don't. They think living in a candominium is better than a condominium, which they can't afford.
Mandi: Yeah, I've been painting my formal dining room, formal breakfast nook, formal living area, the den, and the like to my new home in the gated community.
Chad: Are you kidding me? You live in a candominium!
Mandi: Well, I never!?!?!
Chad: You live in a mobile home! It doesn't have that many formal rooms! It's like living in a can!
A bandominium is the opposite of a condominium. Essentially it’s a “traphouse/bando.” An abandoned house, but it’s not in as bad shape as most abandoned homes, so the homeless refer to them as bandominiums.
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they'resober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.