caluz 

1. A dumb hoe who doesn’t know wtf she is doing with her life. She usually is stupid and blind when it comes to men.

2.She is a beautiful who laughs at evrything and isnt afraid to break some hearts. She can punch like a truck, but she cant take a hint. If you have an alu u need to cut it

1. caluz is a dumb hoe and I will never go out with her again.
2. Hey man i just had the best night of my life with a "caluz."

caluz by rosillia May 2, 2020

caluz 

1. She is a beautiful who laughs at evrything and isnt afraid to break some hearts. She can punch like a truck, but she cant take a hint. If you have an caluz u need to cut it

2. A dumb hoe who doesn’t know wtf she is doing with her life. She usually is stupid and blind when it comes to men.

3. a girl that is funny and bubbley but caluz's mood can change real quick.

1. Hey man i just had the best night of my life with a "caluz."

2. caluz is a dumb hoe and I will never go out with her again.

3. omg i was laughing with caluz and people were laughing at her she started death staring them out.

caluz by rosillia May 2, 2020

calum hood 

a sensation and bodacious man in aesthetically pleasing outfits, who plays the fucking bass and radiants big dick energy.

DID YOU SEE CALUM HOOD PLAY BASS HE IS FUCKING AMAZING

calum hood by donttestmeiampunkrock July 31, 2018

Calum Hood 

Calum Hood is in a band called 5 seconds of summer. He's so cute like a little puppy but then .4 seconds later he turns into this sexy little shit. He's so sexy he's just a ball of australian sex. He occasionally slaps the bass but I think he really means ass. He plays soccer too which is also really sexy. He has really nice lips that make you vomit. He glued a Cincinnati Reds snapback to his head. He's the only person on this planet who still looks hot while wearing an Adventure Time watch. He also thinks he's this rapper named Cash Money and he ships himself with Chris Brown.

Random: Have you heard of Calum Hood?

Me: Oh you mean Cash Money? Yea, he's in this australian band and he's so sexy.

Calum Hood by the whale's vagina June 15, 2013

Calum Hood 

The most unappreciated member of 5SOS. He's the bassist in the band- and the one who writes the most songs but isn't given enough credit. Probably the most logical and most intelligent person of the four-piece. Has ethereal melanin and needs to be protected at all costs. Isn't treated with respect and is mostly ignored, but loves the fans immensely no matter what. Likes to make people laugh and is all around a genuinely great person to be around.

Michael Clifford is whipped by Calum Hood.

Calum Hood by saudadeskies July 17, 2016

Calzona 

The grey's anatomy poster lesbian couple of Callie Torres and Arizona Robbins.

CALZONA QUOTES:

"YOU'RE HOT." ARIZONA
"YOU'RE HOT TOO." CALLIE
"NO... YOU'RE HOT HOT." ARIZONA
"OHH OKAY THANKS." CALLIE
"NO... YOU HAVE A FEVER!" ARIZONA

Calzona by imoanemily May 5, 2010

Calum Mcdowall 

Likes to fart, very dumb not very happy curly hair plays games and is gamer and has brother and deeper connections with his sister

Damn bro, he’s such a Calum Mcdowall

Calum Mcdowall by HallidayJ1964 September 15, 2019