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Something of a wormhole in eastern California and western Arizona where one doesn't know which state they're in and doesn't really know how to get out.
Interestingly enough, it shares some shocking similarities with the Bermuda Triange, as aliens have been known to regularly abduct people and small planes from the area. Although they seem to do this with relative ease, humanoids, on the other hand, are prone to get sucked in, lose their sanity, wander aimlessly in the surrounding desert, and have their corpses found months later amidst the cactus and shrubs - sometimes by highway patrol officers, sometimes by said extraterrestrials.
Characterized by sand, hot weather, ugly towns, Mexicans, and an equal number of Californian license plates as Arizonan license plates.
Person 1: Where are we? California? Arizona?
Person 2: I have no idea.. Calizona, maybe?
Person 1: Ah, fuck.
calizona by |||| August 18, 2006
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Something of a wormhole in eastern California and western Arizona where one doesn't know which state they're in and doesn't really know how to get out.
Interestingly enough, it shares some shocking similarities with the Bermuda Triange, as aliens have been known to regularly abduct people and small planes from the area. Although they seem to do this with relative ease, humanoids, on the other hand, are prone to get sucked in, lose their sanity, wander aimlessly in the surrounding desert, and have their corpses found months amidst the cactus and shrubs - sometimes by highway patrol officers, sometimes by said extraterrestrials.
Characterized by sand, hot weather, ugly towns, Mexicans, and an equal number of Californian license plates as Arizonan license plates.
Person 1: Where are we? California? Arizona?
Person 2: I have no idea.. Calizona, maybe?
Person 1: Ah, fuck.
calizona by |||| August 22, 2006
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The grey's anatomy poster lesbian couple of Callie Torres and Arizona Robbins.
CALZONA QUOTES:

"YOU'RE HOT." ARIZONA
"YOU'RE HOT TOO." CALLIE
"NO... YOU'RE HOT HOT." ARIZONA
"OHH OKAY THANKS." CALLIE
"NO... YOU HAVE A FEVER!" ARIZONA
Calzona by imoanemily May 5, 2010
The couple Callie/Arizona from the fictional hit drama, Grey's Anatomy. The couple is currently the only lesbian couple on primetime television. The characters are portrayed as Sara Ramirez (Callie) and Jessica Capshaw (Arizona).
"Did you watch Grey's last night?"
"YES! Calzona broke up."
"It's okay though, they're MFEO.
Calzona by Jasmine9 November 28, 2010
Callie & Arizona of Grey's Anatomy. They are currently the only fictional lesbian relationship on network TV. (Feb. 2010)
Natasha only watches Grey's for the CalZona scenes.

Sami Riot doesn't care for CalZona, but Natasha loves her anyway<3
CalZona by Nati J February 5, 2010

Calzonazos 

Spanish slang for -- completely and totally whipped by your girlfriend. Most frequently occurs when an spanish guy is in love with a spanish girl but they are far apart (e.g. he is in NY and she is in barcelona). She wears the pants in the situation and basically he's just along for the ride.
Mira ese tio es la definicion de calzonazos....o mejor dicho WONDERWOMAN.....
Calzonazos by luners February 8, 2010

calzonazos 

Dícese de aquél que comete dejación de sus funciones de macho-alfa en presencia de una hembra, esta ejerce sobre él una influencia de gran poder y de manera sutil.
Admin, eres un calzonazos, ¡vuelve con nosotros!
calzonazos by kaveri March 18, 2005
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