calzones 

calzones (kahl-sown-ehs) Underwear, Also chones (choe-nehs) or (chonees)

" Just a minute, keep your chones on."

calzones by J5 February 27, 2003

ate too many calzones

To be broken up with by one's spouse or significant other. The phrase is based on the very common phenomena where a wife will leave her husband if he eats too many calzones

"Have you heard about Dave? He's been sad and lonely ever since he ate too many calzones."

ate too many calzones by NinjaHouseCat November 3, 2021

flaming calzone 

slang; disparaging and offensive; a derogative term originated from western Massachusetts which implies a male homosexual who likes to order homoerotic food

Cory was creeping around on the phone for a very long time. It's possible he was talking to a flaming calzone for dinner.

flaming calzone by puffton pikachu September 7, 2011

Calhones

Balls. Testicles. Nuts. The spherical jaunts under your dick. Used when someone's trippin.

Bro you're trippin calhones right now, are you good?

Calhones by OG Squad Defines November 14, 2016

Calzone._.zone 

Holy fucking shit lois how many times do I have to tell you, I am NOT going to install counter strike global source. FUCK OFF *beats her ass*

Calzone._.zone is just cooler than you are, dipshit *spits on you*

Calzone._.zone by PkTheArsonist June 25, 2021

moist calzone 

Is basically an overly wet gross pussy, gots aids. Best way to describe your mom

"I would Fuck Jenny but I heard she has a moist calzone"

moist calzone by RandyKevincodyconnor May 12, 2015

calzone effect 

When your buddie orders a calzone delivered to your house and then you order one within an hour causing the calzone effect to take place

I ordered a calzone because of the calzone effect

calzone effect by Green420ray June 6, 2016