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ate too many calzones
To be broken up with by one's spouse or significant other. The phrase is based on the very common phenomena where a wife will leave her husband if he eats too many calzones
ate too many calzones by NinjaHouseCat November 3, 2021
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flaming calzone
slang; disparaging and offensive; a derogative term originated from western Massachusetts which implies a male homosexual who likes to order homoerotic food
Cory was creeping around on the phone for a very long time. It's possible he was talking to a flaming calzone for dinner.
flaming calzone by puffton pikachu September 7, 2011
Calhones
Calhones by OG Squad Defines November 14, 2016
Calzone._.zone
Holy fucking shit lois how many times do I have to tell you, I am NOT going to install counter strike global source. FUCK OFF *beats her ass*
Calzone._.zone by PkTheArsonist June 25, 2021
moist calzone
moist calzone by RandyKevincodyconnor May 12, 2015
calzone effect
When your buddie orders a calzone delivered to your house and then you order one within an hour causing the calzone effect to take place
calzone effect by Green420ray June 6, 2016
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square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.