calums are usually a very sexy guy with a giant penis. usually fowl mouthed but lovely inside any woman lucky enough to have one is the luckiest person alive. he will make any woman feel like a queen. he has a great sense of humour and is very talented. he is also tall and handsome. so if you see a calum be sure to ask him out.
calum is amazing
by bigman18482592 June 19, 2019
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Someone who loves a good thrust at any time of the day, just watch out if they get too close
That calum thrusts luke a machine there is no stopping him
by fan123 January 04, 2010
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(n) Someone who cannot get over themselves.
(v) to fumble
"Don't be such a calum."
"Wow, he really calumed that up!"
by Beedo Beedo Beedo October 28, 2013
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mi beautifull sexc buff boom ting
es changd ma life round we dnt gt as much time as we wnt 2 alone tho so evrytime we do its special
bredrin1''yo i hear she still all luvd up wit cal''
bredrin2'' yup nd es da same''
by ?? May 22, 2004
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hot snazzy fit lovely fxcking ace wonderful A person with a lovely character, a huge heart, and a very large number of friends. He is very talented and is loved by all. He is very good at acting and is well wicked yo. ;
1. Yo, you see that Calum, I well love him
2. He's a total Calum. He's perfect.
3. That guys so good at drama, almost as good as Calum..NAAHH
by Alicia Burnett May 20, 2008
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Hottie beyond hottie. An absolute adonis. Unfortunately Calum's are aware of this fact and have been known to radiate towards mirrors like moth to a flame. But once resigned to the fact that wherever there's a mirror, there's a Calum, you can really begin to appreciate what amazing people they are on the inside. Loyal, sweet, secret cuddle monsters, with a catch-you-off-guard kind of sense of humor. Sometimes you just wish they knew how great they were on the inside instead of just the outside.
"Stop being so Calum you've already been in front of the mirror for like two hours!"
by Messilythebestily November 29, 2013
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