calun 

Incredible in bed and an absolute fuck machine

What a calun

calun by South Park November 23, 2021

calun 

An absolute god and has sex with Instagram models

Wow jack is an absolute calun

calun by South Park November 23, 2021

Calun 

Fucks everyone and is an absolute GOAT

Bro jack is an absolute Calun

Calun by South Park November 23, 2021

calun 

A guy with a dick so inhumanly big It looks like he’s holding a baseball bat in his pants

He’s such a calun

calun by South Park November 23, 2021

calun 

A guy with a dick so inhumanly big It looks like he’s holding a baseball bat in his pants

He’s such a calun OMG

calun by South Park November 23, 2021

The Calendar Option 

A technique of temporarily “saving face” with colleagues, bosses, customers, and auditors by changing every calendar and clock in a particular workplace in an effort to cover up a missed deadline. “The Calendar Option” is the “Nuclear Option” of work place fault misdirection. “The Calendar Option” should only be used when the monumental task of changing dozens of calendars, clocks, and watches pales in comparison to actually completing ones assigned task on time. Hacking of local computer and cellular networks is usually preferred, as these sources represent the primary ways of determining dates and times. “The Calendar Option” will buy you enough time to prepare a resume, write a cover page, and apply for other jobs in the timespan prior to your superiors realizing you’ve elegantly gamed them to death. Worried about future employment? Don’t! One who can successfully employ “The Calendar Option” is often far under-employed anyway. This fact is clearly demonstrated as the time, energy, intelligence and sheer skill required to pull off the maneuver could be accomplished by no less than an American, tier 1, Special Forces operator who is also a Ninja.

Are you late? Can’t blame a colleague? Can’t blame your computer? Can’t blame the weather? Don’t even bother! Just employ “The Calendar Option” and you won’t need to blame a thing because the calendar and clocks say “you’re not late!”

late nuclear option option ninja bad employee blame

The Calendar Option by Darren Besert January 21, 2016

calentada 

A prison term that’s you’re going to get jumped by your raza for not following the rules

That’s fool is going to get a calentada if he keeps fucking up

calentada by Wickedspic December 9, 2018