A person who pretends they are a native of California. The truth is they have lived in their home town their whole lives and have only been on Choir tour and family vacations to California. They say words like tight, bra, homie and dawg. You can spot a Califaker in the crowd by their Hollister shorts and flip-flops in the winter.

I hate that douche, he is the biggest Califaker.

Califaker by d-licious January 21, 2008

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Califas

Nikcname for the state of California used by the hispanic community especially Southern California

I am from Southern Califas and proud of it!!!!!

Califas by Califas Latina August 28, 2005

Califag

Someone whose personal politics are radically left-wing, so much that they are blinded to ever reason with or compromise with any conservative viewpoint. Despite the actual word itself, it does not actually imply homosexuality or California residency.

"Did you see the presidents talk on TV last night?"
"Yeah, we need to get those Califags out of office..."

Califag by thecritic3 September 22, 2011

Calicatation

The process of ridding one's self of a messy, emotional past. Usually associated with relationship failure and the 'healing process'. Whatever routine or traditions one uses to take their thoughts away from the pain at hand; indulgence in music, art, writing poems, drinking, exercise, shopping, meditation.

To Calicatate
Calicatation

"Drinking Grand Marnier with boxes of tissue was the usual kick start to the girl's calicatation after being stood up yet again at the restaurant."

Calicatation by VicMay July 27, 2009

Califaz

A nice, lil stylish / fancy slang way of saying California.

Let's go chill at my penthouse suite down in Tahoe, Califaz.

Califaz by Charmouche January 25, 2017

Califas

Contraction of the Spanish. California Sur (Southern California) Used widely in the militant Chicano movement to designate the state of California or Southern California. Also commonly used in the street mainly by immigrant youth and Chicano residents throughout the state and beyond.

Califas by Juan El Lokko October 2, 2003

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026