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A day old taco stuffed with small sausages called a li’l smokies. Very popular snack among Colombian Transvestites. It’s not uncommon to suck the miniature sausages out before eating the taco itself. California based Uber Drivers frequently have them available for their regular “customers”.

Isaberto is a frequent customer so I regularly have Califashorns available for shim when Ubering shim to and from Sparks games.

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califashorn

Isaberto is a frequent customer so I regularly have Califashorns available for shim when Ubering shim to and from Sparks games.

califashorn by Califashorn February 24, 2025

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califashorn

A taco that’s stuffed with small sausages called a li’l smokies. It’s a very popular dish with Colombian Transvestites. It’s not uncommon for them to suck the miniature sausages out before eating the taco itself. California based Uber Drivers frequently have these available for some of their more regular “customers”.

Isaberto is a frequent customer so I regularly have Califashorns available for shim when Ubering shim to and from

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