califashorn

A day old taco stuffed with small sausages called a li’l smokies. Very popular snack among Colombian Transvestites. It’s not uncommon to suck the miniature sausages out before eating the taco itself. California based Uber Drivers frequently have them available for their regular “customers”.

Isaberto is a frequent customer so I regularly have Califashorns available for shim when Ubering shim to and from Sparks games.

califashorn by Califashorn February 24, 2025

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Isaberto is a frequent customer so I regularly have Califashorns available for shim when Ubering shim to and from Sparks games.

califashorn by Califashorn February 24, 2025

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califashorn

A taco that’s stuffed with small sausages called a li’l smokies. It’s a very popular dish with Colombian Transvestites. It’s not uncommon for them to suck the miniature sausages out before eating the taco itself. California based Uber Drivers frequently have these available for some of their more regular “customers”.

Isaberto is a frequent customer so I regularly have Califashorns available for shim when Ubering shim to and from

califashorn by Califashorn February 24, 2025

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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