calfire

A department full of hypocrisy and asshatery.

Don’t manage that incident like Calfire.

by Forcey B. January 8, 2019

calfreezy

A giraffe.

“Hey dude, have you seen Calfreezy he looks like a dog”
“Think you mean a giraffe mate”

by Ijustwanttodie March 1, 2020

Calfie

A sock that comes half way up your calf. Usually worn by males, particularly lacrosse players.
Some call it a mid-calf. This is incorrect. They are called "calfies".

"Yo bro sick calfie tan. You been laxin'?"

by Stella Odair December 11, 2013

Califreezy

A cold-ass day in Northern California when it's below 45 degrees.
Or a summer day in San Francisco.

"Have you seen my hoodie and scarf? It's califreezy outside!"

by laralove August 4, 2007

Calfreezy Flip

When you insufflate enough downers to tranquilizers a rhino, usually involves a feirce comedown after its symptoms subside.

person 1:i just did a calfreezy flip
person 2:i dont wanna be that guy in the morning

by realtackshooter August 16, 2023

Calfie

Where a male is on all fours, their romantic partner suckles on their penis as if they where a calf feeding from their mother. Mooing and groaning may increase the pleasure for all parties involved.

i can't wait to get home for a calfie tonight, it will be udderly amazing

by Top Square November 9, 2023

calfie

a name for romantic relationship between corey howarth and alfie hawkins, created by sue black aka the best fanfic writer.

calfie is the best ship in secondo. i said what i said.

by heytheresue July 13, 2019