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Where a male is on all fours, their romantic partner suckles on their penis as if they where a calf feeding from their mother. Mooing and groaning may increase the pleasure for all parties involved.
i can't wait to get home for a calfie tonight, it will be udderly amazing
by Top Square November 10, 2023
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A sport where two or more males strip naked and place a hair tie Scrunchy around their testicles. To win the wrestling match you must be the last one wearing your scrunchy. There is only one rule, a scrunchy can only be removed with ones mouth. Much like a bride and garter. Scrunchy Wrestling events often occur on Friday nights where beer consumption is involved
Did you hear Tom Cruise loves Scrunchy Wrestling
by Top Square January 25, 2019
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