realtackshooter's definitions

MOAB

Short for "Massive Ordnance Air Benzene" and refers to a class of benzene famous for blowing ones socks off. Supplied exclusively by RamboUK2UK.

person 1: im about to drop a MOAB
person 2: you wont be able to HANDLE IT, get it, deji flip.

by realtackshooter August 16, 2023

slip a mickey

the act of an arbitrary slip of a possibly coma inducing opioid.
Alternatively used in a comedic nonchalant fashion with little actual relevance

Alex: Yo did you see toby just slip a mickey to nick?
Josh: Yeah n**** he got some serious balls

by realtackshooter August 2, 2023

Mr Traumatik

A multidimensional entity know mostly for his creation of utter filth for one’s ears. Notable songs include “Kraken” which has been known to have caused an outbreak in E-Coli due to the excessive filth.

Also a 38 year old caucasian man

person 1: yo what are you gonna drop at the mr traumatik set?
person 2: 13 sheets of acid, i’m about to deji flip!
person 1: What a save!

by realtackshooter August 5, 2023

gh0st

An elusive dark web/tesseract vendor rumoured to be in kahoots with "RamboUK2UK", mostly known for his tenacious batches of ketamine. The newest of his shardy bricks synthesised has caused instant humbling and severe k-holes to even experienced users such as Luton's newly appointed "The Tech Guy".

Only takes Monero.

The Shit: Yo tech guy, how big was that bump of that gh0st shit bro
The Tech Guy: B... B... G... (audibly Bhaskars)
The Shit: You're reggie

by realtackshooter December 15, 2023

GBL

a rare drug taken to metabolise into GHB which can cause similar effects to alcohol.
tastes like paint stripper

Person 1: want some GBL
Person 2: i think ill have a fruit bag

by realtackshooter August 2, 2023

Calfreezy Flip

When you insufflate enough downers to tranquilizers a rhino, usually involves a feirce comedown after its symptoms subside.

person 1:i just did a calfreezy flip
person 2:i dont wanna be that guy in the morning

by realtackshooter August 16, 2023

The Shit

known only by name to few, this mysterious colchester based narcotic dealer is said to sell some of the most potent shit on the market today. His sand ket is a best seller!

the shit:say my name
denon: youre the shit
the shit:youre god damn right

by realtackshooter August 16, 2023