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calentada 

A prison term that’s you’re going to get jumped by your raza for not following the rules
That’s fool is going to get a calentada if he keeps fucking up
calentada by Wickedspic December 9, 2018

calendula 

the flower of a heart break

1970/2020
"Why I'm probably the best in town to help you with that, young lad. What are you growing?" “Calendulas.”
calendula by shell bay April 21, 2021
someone who has an inordinate amount of trouble scheduling, accepting and attending meetings (especially through Outlook)
"Sorry I'm such a calentard -- I swear that meeting fell off of my calendar. Again. Can you forward it to me?"
calentard by kdubs94304 October 7, 2009

Centuraindemic 

A significant viral or pathogenic infection that spans more than 1 country of the world infection millions to 10s and 100s of millions of humans and killing similar numbers during its initial phases or waves of infection and mutation. This infection occurs roughly every 100 years and lasts for more than 12 consecutive months. Immunization efforts may be made by nations with varying results of "herd immunity".
The Great Plague - 1720, Cholera Outbreak - 1820, The Spanish Flu - 1920, Covid-19 - 2020 all acure 100 years apart. Hence Centur (coming from the term Century or 100 years), Ain (coming from Taint or to infect) and Demic (Meaning to pertain to people or populations) or Centuraindemic. (Sen-ture-ane-demic)

centurate 

A fucking goat kid is so talented and proving the odds against African Americans highly
Centurate is just that guy.
centurate by ClapGangFan April 13, 2020
Australian car 1975 to 1979 chrysler, king of the road when fitted with the most powerful 6 cyl in the world (at the time a 265 hemi)
I loaded up sunbeam ave with plenty of feel good do-nuts and figure 8's
centura by ozzie69 June 10, 2005
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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