ozzie69's definitions

Investigate

1. To creep on or stalk someone of the opposite sexes facebook page.

2. To refresh a close friend's page over and over just in case something changed on their profile in the past 10 seconds.

Guy comment: Hey yo girl!

Girl comment: That's the fifth comment today! Stop creeping on my profile!

Guy rebuttal: I'm not creeping, I'm just trying to investigate!

by Ozzie69 October 30, 2010

hat full of assholes

unattractive, ugly, a site as bad as a hat full of assholes.

' that gronk you picked up last night was as pretty as a hat full of assholes '

by ozzie69 June 9, 2005

Red Tins

Colloquial term for the local beer (West End Draught) brewed in Adelaide South Australia. The equivalent to Red Can in Western Australia. Recently popularised in ShitAdelaide instagram
A merchandising site redtins is proselytising on the current social impetus.

I’m doing a beer can chicken in the Weber tonight, better get a 30 slab of Red Tins

by ozzie69 November 5, 2019

Colin Oscapy

one of the classic joke names you ask for over the phone while sitting in the bar: the bar bimbo calls out for Colin Oscapy and it sounds like colonoscopy

i pranked the village tavern last night with Colin Oscapy !

by ozzie69 June 9, 2005

smashed crab

n. 1. = bashed crab 2. a crab that has been smashed

man, rootin that smashed crab i needed two paper bags, in case hers fell off!

by ozzie69 June 10, 2005

bashed crab

n.1. a persons face that has as much appeal as a bashed crab.
2. a crab that has been bashed

=bash crab ; smashed crab ; hat full of assholes

i must have had the beer goggles on last night, i just dropped off this bashed crab of a bitch hey !

by ozzie69 June 9, 2005

Armpie

When you try to text Brosif to your best friend and T9word decides it doesn't want to. T9word instead thinks you mean "armpie."

Input text: What's up Brosif?
T9word reads: What's up Armpie?

You: Well I guess that's what I really meant to text...

by Ozzie69 September 15, 2010