Red Tins

Colloquial term for the local beer (West End Draught) brewed in Adelaide South Australia. The equivalent to Red Can in Western Australia. Recently popularised in ShitAdelaide instagram
A merchandising site redtins is proselytising on the current social impetus.
I’m doing a beer can chicken in the Weber tonight, better get a 30 slab of Red Tins
by ozzie69 November 05, 2019
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smashed crab

n. 1. = bashed crab 2. a crab that has been smashed
man, rootin that smashed crab i needed two paper bags, in case hers fell off!
by ozzie69 June 10, 2005
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Colin Oscapy

one of the classic joke names you ask for over the phone while sitting in the bar: the bar bimbo calls out for Colin Oscapy and it sounds like colonoscopy
i pranked the village tavern last night with Colin Oscapy !
by ozzie69 June 09, 2005
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hat full of assholes

unattractive, ugly, a site as bad as a hat full of assholes.
' that gronk you picked up last night was as pretty as a hat full of assholes '
by ozzie69 June 09, 2005
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centura

Australian car 1975 to 1979 chrysler, king of the road when fitted with the most powerful 6 cyl in the world (at the time a 265 hemi)
I loaded up sunbeam ave with plenty of feel good do-nuts and figure 8's
by ozzie69 June 10, 2005
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Fuck ass.

extn.: Fuck-Assing : messing about, an activity etc. that is a waste of time, pointless
My Centura is still not ready, they're just fuck-assing around.
by ozzie69 June 10, 2005
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bashed crab

n.1. a persons face that has as much appeal as a bashed crab.
2. a crab that has been bashed

=bash crab ; smashed crab ; hat full of assholes
i must have had the beer goggles on last night, i just dropped off this bashed crab of a bitch hey !
by ozzie69 June 09, 2005
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