calendula 

the flower of a heart break

1970/2020

"Why I'm probably the best in town to help you with that, young lad. What are you growing?" “Calendulas.”

calendula by shell bay April 21, 2021

calendread 

calendar + dread = the dread you feel when having to sync up on calendars with a friend(s) about a get-together . . . you want to see them but combing through your calendars for a mutually agreeable date feels like an overwhelming task.

I really want to see Liz, but figuring out her new work schedule's nights off is giving me calendread.

calendread by BecBecSF May 14, 2023

Clendulum 

A play on the word pendulum. The action where you jump and slide up the corner of a slope, to kill a Pokey.

The Cliff and the Clendulum by Cledgar Clallen Cloe is a stupid troll level, but I made it so that

I could potentially get 2,000 plays on a course.

The Cliff and the Clendulum: TDV-MKY-B7G

Clendulum by Blobbi Boi March 10, 2023

calentura 

When your horny as fuck

Calmate wey porque se te va a subir la calentura.

calentura by Cohen Britney February 26, 2017

Calendiles 

A name given to the couple Jenny Calendar and Rupert Giles from the TV show Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

Person A: They loved each other, but one of them died.
Person B: How Calendiles!

Calendiles by JennyCalendar November 17, 2019

colendulum 

Hybrid pendgulum compas thing-a-mer-bober that has circular rings. A glorified sundial. The colendulum's supurb technology can tell you what date it is 4 times a year.

You: Straight ahead is the colendulum, a gift to the University from the Delta Delta Delta sorority.
Me: I heard that if you rub it, it will grant you magical exam passing powers!

colendulum by Givinemdabusiness October 21, 2010

Calendlyphobia

The fear of someone sending you a Calendly link

AHH! Justin Potts sent me a Calendly link. That triggers my Calendlyphobia.

Calendlyphobia by WeStrive February 4, 2022