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calendread
calendar + dread = the dread you feel when having to sync up on calendars with a friend(s) about a get-together . . . you want to see them but combing through your calendars for a mutually agreeable date feels like an overwhelming task.
I really want to see Liz, but figuring out her new work schedule's nights off is giving me calendread.
calendread by BecBecSF May 14, 2023
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Clendulum
A play on the word pendulum. The action where you jump and slide up the corner of a slope, to kill a Pokey.
The Cliff and the Clendulum by Cledgar Clallen Cloe is a stupid troll level, but I made it so that
I could potentially get 2,000 plays on a course.
The Cliff and the Clendulum: TDV-MKY-B7G
I could potentially get 2,000 plays on a course.
The Cliff and the Clendulum: TDV-MKY-B7G
Clendulum by Blobbi Boi March 10, 2023
Calendiles
A name given to the couple Jenny Calendar and Rupert Giles from the TV show Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
Calendiles by JennyCalendar November 17, 2019
colendulum
Hybrid pendgulum compas thing-a-mer-bober that has circular rings. A glorified sundial. The colendulum's supurb technology can tell you what date it is 4 times a year.
You: Straight ahead is the colendulum, a gift to the University from the Delta Delta Delta sorority.
Me: I heard that if you rub it, it will grant you magical exam passing powers!
Me: I heard that if you rub it, it will grant you magical exam passing powers!
colendulum by Givinemdabusiness October 21, 2010
Calendlyphobia
Calendlyphobia by WeStrive February 4, 2022
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Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
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Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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