caleni

Big fat gay black man from Jamaica likes sports but don't look it. Thinks he's a bad man but he's not.

"Your such a Caleni"

by Big floppy slurpy November 23, 2021

The Calendar Option

A technique of temporarily “saving face” with colleagues, bosses, customers, and auditors by changing every calendar and clock in a particular workplace in an effort to cover up a missed deadline. “The Calendar Option” is the “Nuclear Option” of work place fault misdirection. “The Calendar Option” should only be used when the monumental task of changing dozens of calendars, clocks, and watches pales in comparison to actually completing ones assigned task on time. Hacking of local computer and cellular networks is usually preferred, as these sources represent the primary ways of determining dates and times. “The Calendar Option” will buy you enough time to prepare a resume, write a cover page, and apply for other jobs in the timespan prior to your superiors realizing you’ve elegantly gamed them to death. Worried about future employment? Don’t! One who can successfully employ “The Calendar Option” is often far under-employed anyway. This fact is clearly demonstrated as the time, energy, intelligence and sheer skill required to pull off the maneuver could be accomplished by no less than an American, tier 1, Special Forces operator who is also a Ninja.

Are you late? Can’t blame a colleague? Can’t blame your computer? Can’t blame the weather? Don’t even bother! Just employ “The Calendar Option” and you won’t need to blame a thing because the calendar and clocks say “you’re not late!”

late nuclear option option ninja bad employee blame

by Darren Besert January 21, 2016

Caleigh

A Caleigh is a Caleigh, not a Kaylee, Calle, or Kiely. She will always stay with you no matter what. She can be mean if she needs to be. She is beautiful, smart, and kind, but will deny it to the grave. She could be described as a mom or a big sister a best friend or an amazing girlfriend. Whatever she is to you, you are extremely lucky that she is.

Person 1 - “Jackson finally got a girlfriend “
Person 2 - “really who is it”
Person 1 - “Caleigh”
Person 2 - “ Seriously he is so lucky”
Person 1 - “ I know right, I’m jealous”

by Jackson_PonnyLarry December 19, 2019

calentada

A prison term that’s you’re going to get jumped by your raza for not following the rules

That’s fool is going to get a calentada if he keeps fucking up

by Wickedspic December 9, 2018

Calebisinthefanzone

An ignorant fucking cunt

Hey look honey Calebisinthefanzone posted something

by You will break, American August 7, 2021

calendula

the flower of a heart break

1970/2020

"Why I'm probably the best in town to help you with that, young lad. What are you growing?" “Calendulas.”

by shell bay April 21, 2021

Caleigh

Caleigh..where do I start? Maybe with her kindness and generosity. She will go out of her way to help you, like really. Also, she just CAN’T seem to say no. If you’re a friend of hers then try not to use that as an advantage. She has a very vulnerable heart and is naive. Caleigh’s tend to bottle up their emotion and put their problems aside to help her dramatic friends (no offense). No one really seems to take notice to her feelings so that’s why she’s using to not feeling any. She is shy at first but once you like really get to know her then she is a lot more open. Caleigh’s have a charming personality and can be a germaphobic/neat freak. She’s beautiful, smart, and creative, but doesn’t like to admit it. She prefers to stay rather modest. Once she’s into a hobby she’s really into it. There’s no one more innocent, sweet, or caring as Caleigh.

Caleigh: *dog just died*
Friend: *crying*
Caleigh: What’s wrong?
Friend: *continues* (In Mind “I just feel like being dramatic”)
Caleigh: Is there anything I can help you with?

by Gabby_Kennedy October 2, 2019