calbast 

it’s literally with a fucking B idk who told u it’s with a V and that’s the end of it you fucking gomiks

mamet bro can u make me a sandwich with calbast

calbast by chloieblowie October 27, 2019

catbastard

A disparaging nickname used for naughty cats who can’t resist being cats.

Get in here, you little catbastard, it’s time for you to stop being a cat!

catbastard by Dr Bunnygirl June 15, 2021

Callastination 

When you're too lazy to answer the house phone and you're just waiting for siblings, parents, or whoever else is in the house with you in a different room to get it. Pretty much it is procrastinating answering a phone call you are too lazy to get up and answer.

After a certain amount of tones you realize that whoever else is in the house with you is doing it too. So in being the better man/woman you take your last bit of energy to rush to the phone.

If your family experiences Callastination, you're family is just as lazy as mine.

Callastination by Dr.P.Nis July 29, 2014

calastana 

1. Creepy Creepertin, that guy you know that is just awkward to be around.
2. Another term for a male virgin, not by choice.

A: What about that guy you met last night?
B: That guy? O he was a total Calastana.
A: Ouch. I hope you didn't accidently give him your Number...

calastana by Calastana May 25, 2014

clabastian 

The grossest, most horrible, satanist ship name between the two characters, Clary and Sebastian, in Cassandra Clare’s book series The Mortal Instruments. ((They are brother and sister.......))

Person A: I hate Clace. I ship Clabastian!

Entire fandom:*Throws up*

clabastian by Elizabeth Nope February 14, 2018

calastimate

to shit on someones forehead while holding a bottle of mountain dew with your left hand, and then rubbing your dick'n'balls all over their face.

little suzy loved to calastimate, she caused such a mess sometimes.

calastimate by thekennethdale January 20, 2008

callastan

A follower of the leader, Callahan.
Someone who follows the wisdom of him to lead a fulfilling life.

George: "Dude your life sucks."
Drean: "Nah it's fine, i'm a callastan!"
George: "My apologies!" *bows*

callastan by magn0lia__ February 11, 2021