When you're too lazy to answer the house phone and you're just waiting for siblings, parents, or whoever else is in the house with you in a different room to get it. Pretty much it is procrastinating answering a phone call you are too lazy to get up and answer.

After a certain amount of tones you realize that whoever else is in the house with you is doing it too. So in being the better man/woman you take your last bit of energy to rush to the phone.

If your family experiences Callastination, you're family is just as lazy as mine.

Callastination by Dr.P.Nis July 29, 2014

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calastana

1. Creepy Creepertin, that guy you know that is just awkward to be around.
2. Another term for a male virgin, not by choice.

A: What about that guy you met last night?
B: That guy? O he was a total Calastana.
A: Ouch. I hope you didn't accidently give him your Number...

calastana by Calastana May 25, 2014

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clabastian

The grossest, most horrible, satanist ship name between the two characters, Clary and Sebastian, in Cassandra Clare’s book series The Mortal Instruments. ((They are brother and sister.......))

Person A: I hate Clace. I ship Clabastian!

Entire fandom:*Throws up*

clabastian by Elizabeth Nope February 14, 2018

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calastimate

to shit on someones forehead while holding a bottle of mountain dew with your left hand, and then rubbing your dick'n'balls all over their face.

little suzy loved to calastimate, she caused such a mess sometimes.

calastimate by thekennethdale January 20, 2008

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callastan

A follower of the leader, Callahan.
Someone who follows the wisdom of him to lead a fulfilling life.

George: "Dude your life sucks."
Drean: "Nah it's fine, i'm a callastan!"
George: "My apologies!" *bows*

callastan by magn0lia__ February 11, 2021

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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