1. Creepy Creepertin, that guy you know that is just awkward to be around.
2. Another term for a male virgin, not by choice.
2. Another term for a male virgin, not by choice.
A: What about that guy you met last night?
B: That guy? O he was a total Calastana.
A: Ouch. I hope you didn't accidently give him your Number...
B: That guy? O he was a total Calastana.
A: Ouch. I hope you didn't accidently give him your Number...
by Calastana May 25, 2014
Get the calastanamug.