calastana 

1. Creepy Creepertin, that guy you know that is just awkward to be around.
2. Another term for a male virgin, not by choice.

A: What about that guy you met last night?
B: That guy? O he was a total Calastana.
A: Ouch. I hope you didn't accidently give him your Number...

calastana by Calastana May 25, 2014

Callistana 

A kind of demon summoned by Sydney Sage, a witch in the Bloodlines series by Richelle Mead.
It looks like a palm sized chinese dragon and is able to move around, but is made of quartz. It can be turned back into a rock by the caster of the spell and back again. It bonds to the first person it sees, which is usually the caster. If more than one person is present however, it bonds with both of them.
It is used to warn those it's bonded to of danger and by screeching but also screeches when it's hungry.
The spell lasts for a year and a day after the cast is made.

Hopper the Callistana from The Indigo Spell by Richelle Mead

Callistana by Mrs Ivashkov May 18, 2013

Callastination 

When you're too lazy to answer the house phone and you're just waiting for siblings, parents, or whoever else is in the house with you in a different room to get it. Pretty much it is procrastinating answering a phone call you are too lazy to get up and answer.

After a certain amount of tones you realize that whoever else is in the house with you is doing it too. So in being the better man/woman you take your last bit of energy to rush to the phone.

If your family experiences Callastination, you're family is just as lazy as mine.

Callastination by Dr.P.Nis July 29, 2014

alastanamisto 

A way of saying: Suck my dick you cock sucking fuckface.

"alastanamisto or ill blow your brains out"
*slurpp*

alastanamisto by ROUZBEH October 8, 2007

calastimate

to shit on someones forehead while holding a bottle of mountain dew with your left hand, and then rubbing your dick'n'balls all over their face.

little suzy loved to calastimate, she caused such a mess sometimes.

calastimate by thekennethdale January 20, 2008

callastan

A follower of the leader, Callahan.
Someone who follows the wisdom of him to lead a fulfilling life.

George: "Dude your life sucks."
Drean: "Nah it's fine, i'm a callastan!"
George: "My apologies!" *bows*

callastan by magn0lia__ February 11, 2021

clastaranophobia 

the act of being mean to people

Abel: suck my dick

Stan twt: Abel is clastaranophobic. He’s cancelled, can’t believe he’d do such a thing. clastaranophobia is a real issue

clastaranophobia by abel4life June 6, 2021