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caesarea

A small town with lovey lakeside too look at and go fishing, then there is having fires at a friends house, have a few beers smokein Darts and kicking back having a good time. (Caesarea)
Guy:1 (There is nothing to do around here)
Guy:2 (Yup that's Caesarea for you)
by Rage-4U-68 March 13, 2017
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Caesared

Getting Caesared is when you get shanked by all your close friends at once, like Julius caesar from Shakespear's play "Julius Caesar" act 2. This usually occurs after somone has commited a dasterdly deed, or sometimes just for fun.
"After steward made Raine mad, we had to conspire to get Stewart Caesared."

"If she keeps talkin mess, we might have to Caesar Alexis."
by Tomokiman September 19, 2016
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Caesarean section

A ritualistic birthing method practised almost universally among humans in the western hemisphere and most of Europe. Also known as a "c-section".

In a Caesarean section, the fetus is extracted through a large vertical incision usually going from the naval to the pubis mons. This method of birthing does not result in the usual birth-related stretching of the vagina, thus preserving what many hold to be a sacred orifice.
Dave's dating this cougar. He said she's had five kids, all without a Caesarean section. He swears you can tie her meat curtains in a knot.
by Captain Vimes October 14, 2011
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Julius Caesared

When you and the boys stab someone multiple times with your own individual knives.
"According to the medical examiner, the victim had been Julius Caesared. He had multiple wounds from different weapons.
by Felon Light October 5, 2019
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Caesarian

(adjective) A feeling of extreme power or kingliness that makes one feel akin the Julius Caesar.
Mate, after your performance last weekend you must be feeling absolutely Caesarian.
by UbiquitousLatin September 24, 2019
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caesarean haircut

1. A short hair style, with the hair combed forward (in some cases to disguise a receding hairline), effecting a resemblance to various busts or portraits of Caesar.

2. A surgical procedure that removes some of the baby’s hair during birth.
“Look! A caesarean haircut!”
I did it myself with barber clippers.”

“That newborn looks unreasonably stylish.”
“He got a caesarean haircut.”
by Bottom Ford, Esq December 29, 2010
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Caesare

Like, the coolest person EVER. She's so tight, and there's nothing you could possibly do to make yourself cooler than her. Plus, she'll understand if you have to go to the skate park in a helmet.
"Who's that?"
"Oh, that's Caesare."
"OH MY GOSH."
by lalaland429 September 6, 2009
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