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(Chez-uh-ray) A totally steaming hot guy with a nice fluffy afro. Caesare's usually enjoy skateboarding, and staring at hot women. They are quite witty with a bit of failing Algebra. They like the beach, which goes along with staring at hot women. Especially white chicks. Did I forget to mention Caesare's are never white themselves? If they are, they are definitely not a true Caesare. Sexy.
girl 1: "OMG did you just like, totally see that hot non-white guy just now?!"
girl 2: "yeah, girl. He's definitely like, a Caesare."
Caesare by Nikkaaaaaaay June 1, 2010

Caesar Zeppeli 

A true friend till the very end. He may be an ass to you sometimes, but it's cause your grand pappy got his grand pappy killed. Your friend suffers the same fate while fighting for you.
'It's his blood... SHIIIIIIIZAAAAAAAAA' -Joseph Joestar while crying over the final resting place of Caesar Zeppeli
Caesar Zeppeli by 2112timeattack November 3, 2017

Daniel Caesar

Amazing RnB singer from Canada, released his first 2 EPs in 2014 and 2015. Released his debut studio album, Freudian, in August 2017. He is best known for his songs "Get You" and "Japanese Denim."
Me: Have you heard this song by Daniel Caesar?
Friend: Nope, never heard it or of him.
Me: Listen to it, it is really good.
Daniel Caesar by thedanmannn January 12, 2018

Alabama Caesar Salad 

- sexual position where the female is laying with head off edge of bed, male stands over to titty fuck her while she tosses his salad.
Darrell walked into the bedroom and saw Nikki was laying on the bed, ready to give him an Alabama Caesar Salad.

Caesar's Revenge 

The monstrous shit you have to take after eating a Hot 'n' Ready from Little Caesar's Pizza. It will feel like your insides are being torn out. Almost everyone who has eaten a Hot 'n' Ready has experienced this curse.
Dan: Man, you took forever in the bathroom today. You die in there?

Max: Yeah. It was a case of Caesar's Revenge.

Dan: I'll be sure to stay away for a few hours.

Max: Good call.
Caesar's Revenge by idiedtoday July 13, 2010

Sloppy Caesar 

A sex act where the male ejaculates on his partner’s face and then throws a handful on croutons on it.
Hey babe, let’s skip the salad tonight, I’ll give you a sloppy Caesar when we get home!
Sloppy Caesar by Actiongirl January 15, 2018