Like, the coolest person EVER. She's so tight, and there's nothing you could possibly do to make yourself cooler than her. Plus, she'll understand if you have to go to the skate park in a helmet.
by lalaland429 September 7, 2009
(Chez-uh-ray) A totally steaming hot guy with a nice fluffy afro. Caesare's usually enjoy skateboarding, and staring at hot women. They are quite witty with a bit of failing Algebra. They like the beach, which goes along with staring at hot women. Especially white chicks. Did I forget to mention Caesare's are never white themselves? If they are, they are definitely not a true Caesare. Sexy.
girl 1: "OMG did you just like, totally see that hot non-white guy just now?!"
girl 2: "yeah, girl. He's definitely like, a Caesare."
girl 2: "yeah, girl. He's definitely like, a Caesare."
by Nikkaaaaaaay June 1, 2010
Getting Caesared is when you get shanked by all your close friends at once, like Julius caesar from Shakespear's play "Julius Caesar" act 2. This usually occurs after somone has commited a dasterdly deed, or sometimes just for fun.
"After steward made Raine mad, we had to conspire to get Stewart Caesared."
"If she keeps talkin mess, we might have to Caesar Alexis."
"If she keeps talkin mess, we might have to Caesar Alexis."
by Tomokiman September 20, 2016
A name to yell when a really strong guy who can control wind crushes your gay italian friend with a T-Shaped chunk of ceiling.
by SomeRandomJojoFan November 29, 2019
The title of the emperor of the Roman Empire after the fall of the Roman Republic. It was Julius Caesar's adopted nephew, Agustus, that was the first to carry that title. Agustus Caesar was the first true emperor of the Roman Republic.
Ave Caesar, morituri te salutant. (Hail Caesar, those who are about to die salute you.)
A phrase the Roman gladiators said before they did battle in the emperor's presence.
A phrase the Roman gladiators said before they did battle in the emperor's presence.
by X-45B23 July 14, 2006
The Roman dictator was assassinated by JoJo Siwa in attempts to gain fame, but she was killed shortly after. 2000 years later she has risen again to reclaim her lost glory.
by Heccing_Normie November 6, 2020
Usually a charmer. Funny and just plain pleasant, Caesar will make your day better by just having him in your presence. He's always honest, and if not, he'll admit the truth later, and have a reason behind what he said. He tries not to hurt anyone, although there are some people he cannot stand. He's generally pretty good at sports, and can sometimes get competitive, but never to the point of being ignorant. If he's your friend, then you are truly blessed. And if he loves you, don't you ever let him go, he's one in a million, you'll never find another quite like him. And if you love him, tell him, he should know, he likes to be aware of things. If you are in love with him, and he is with you, your love could be eternal, keep him close to your heart, no matter what.
Caesar flashed a smile my way and patted me on the head. Little did he know as he descended down the staircase, that no matter what he had said before, I was certainly falling in love with him...
by UntouchableLover March 26, 2011