11 definitions by Bottom Ford, Esq

“Bottom dances pretty cool, but what’s he doing with his hands?”
“He can’t sing, so must resort to scat signing.”

Meet me in Hawaii. I’ll be the girl wearing swim johns.

We find that tattoos with violent themes indicate ass wholeness.

When Bottom said, “Release the kitties,” I knew my death would be slow, painful, and certain.

“You going to the can again, Bottom?”
“Don’t you know I’m a potty animal?”

“All I wanted to know was whether Bottom is still smoking. He wrote back a whole paragaffe about why it’s none of my business and smoking is not a problem for him.”

“Pee-yoo! Who did that?”
“Don't ask don't smell.”