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Caesared 

Getting Caesared is when you get shanked by all your close friends at once, like Julius caesar from Shakespear's play "Julius Caesar" act 2. This usually occurs after somone has commited a dasterdly deed, or sometimes just for fun.
"After steward made Raine mad, we had to conspire to get Stewart Caesared."

"If she keeps talkin mess, we might have to Caesar Alexis."
Caesared by Tomokiman September 19, 2016
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Caesared 

the opposite of soupt. to get a suddenly annoyed or frustrated
I’m caesared as fuck, my roommate ate my leftovers
Caesared by FratcatFrank November 12, 2022

Julius Caesared 

When you and the boys stab someone multiple times with your own individual knives.
"According to the medical examiner, the victim had been Julius Caesared. He had multiple wounds from different weapons.
Julius Caesared by Felon Light October 5, 2019

Caesarean section

A ritualistic birthing method practised almost universally among humans in the western hemisphere and most of Europe. Also known as a "c-section".

In a Caesarean section, the fetus is extracted through a large vertical incision usually going from the naval to the pubis mons. This method of birthing does not result in the usual birth-related stretching of the vagina, thus preserving what many hold to be a sacred orifice.
Dave's dating this cougar. He said she's had five kids, all without a Caesarean section. He swears you can tie her meat curtains in a knot.
Caesarean section by Captain Vimes October 14, 2011

caesarean haircut 

1. A short hair style, with the hair combed forward (in some cases to disguise a receding hairline), effecting a resemblance to various busts or portraits of Caesar.

2. A surgical procedure that removes some of the baby’s hair during birth.
“Look! A caesarean haircut!”
I did it myself with barber clippers.”

“That newborn looks unreasonably stylish.”
“He got a caesarean haircut.”
Like, the coolest person EVER. She's so tight, and there's nothing you could possibly do to make yourself cooler than her. Plus, she'll understand if you have to go to the skate park in a helmet.
"Who's that?"
"Oh, that's Caesare."
"OH MY GOSH."
Caesare by lalaland429 September 6, 2009
(Chez-uh-ray) A totally steaming hot guy with a nice fluffy afro. Caesare's usually enjoy skateboarding, and staring at hot women. They are quite witty with a bit of failing Algebra. They like the beach, which goes along with staring at hot women. Especially white chicks. Did I forget to mention Caesare's are never white themselves? If they are, they are definitely not a true Caesare. Sexy.
girl 1: "OMG did you just like, totally see that hot non-white guy just now?!"
girl 2: "yeah, girl. He's definitely like, a Caesare."
Caesare by Nikkaaaaaaay June 1, 2010