Getting Caesared is when you get shanked by all your close friends at once, like Julius caesar from Shakespear's play "Julius Caesar" act 2. This usually occurs after somone has commited a dasterdly deed, or sometimes just for fun.
"After steward made Raine mad, we had to conspire to get Stewart Caesared."
"If she keeps talkin mess, we might have to Caesar Alexis."
"If she keeps talkin mess, we might have to Caesar Alexis."
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"According to the medical examiner, the victim had been Julius Caesared. He had multiple wounds from different weapons.
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Get the Julius Caesared mug.A ritualistic birthing method practised almost universally among humans in the western hemisphere and most of Europe. Also known as a "c-section".
In a Caesarean section, the fetus is extracted through a large vertical incision usually going from the naval to the pubis mons. This method of birthing does not result in the usual birth-related stretching of the vagina, thus preserving what many hold to be a sacred orifice.
In a Caesarean section, the fetus is extracted through a large vertical incision usually going from the naval to the pubis mons. This method of birthing does not result in the usual birth-related stretching of the vagina, thus preserving what many hold to be a sacred orifice.
Dave's dating this cougar. He said she's had five kids, all without a Caesarean section. He swears you can tie her meat curtains in a knot.
by Captain Vimes October 14, 2011
Get the Caesarean section mug.1. A short hair style, with the hair combed forward (in some cases to disguise a receding hairline), effecting a resemblance to various busts or portraits of Caesar.
2. A surgical procedure that removes some of the baby’s hair during birth.
2. A surgical procedure that removes some of the baby’s hair during birth.
“Look! A caesarean haircut!”
“I did it myself with barber clippers.”
“That newborn looks unreasonably stylish.”
“He got a caesarean haircut.”
“I did it myself with barber clippers.”
“That newborn looks unreasonably stylish.”
“He got a caesarean haircut.”
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by lalaland429 September 6, 2009
Get the Caesare mug.(Chez-uh-ray) A totally steaming hot guy with a nice fluffy afro. Caesare's usually enjoy skateboarding, and staring at hot women. They are quite witty with a bit of failing Algebra. They like the beach, which goes along with staring at hot women. Especially white chicks. Did I forget to mention Caesare's are never white themselves? If they are, they are definitely not a true Caesare. Sexy.
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girl 2: "yeah, girl. He's definitely like, a Caesare."
girl 2: "yeah, girl. He's definitely like, a Caesare."
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