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Traffic Calming Measure 

This is something that happens in supermarkets; a two-seater with a trolley is wandering slowly and aimlessly down the aisles with a queue of other customers behind them. They seem apathetic and prepared to tolerate the slow progress, none of them apparently capable of saying “Excuse me” or “Can I just get by” or even “Get out of the way you fat, useless lump of shit!”
See also red rover, Traffic Jam, Road Block.
I went to the supermarket to pick up some food but didn’t bother, the place was full of traffic calming measures.
Related Words
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Jump in the Cadillac

Tommyinnits worst nightmare

This is house

Donation: jump in the Cadillac
Tommy: jump out the Cadillac and jump off a bridge

Cadillac Draw 

The maximum canteen draw allowed per month in prison.
Ex. 1

Prosecutor: What was the amount of money that was sent by a money order here?

Enriquez: $60, about the maximum canteen draw allowed per month, what we call a Cadillac draw.

Rene 'Boxer' Enriquez, USA v. Jaimez, September 12, 2018.

Ex. 2

Lil Smiley: Odelay vato! Just paid a visit to the canteen! I got six soups, five candy bars, four bags of chips, three mints, two packs of gum, and a partridge in a pear tree!

Spider: Damn fool! You pulled a Cadillac Draw! I'll trade you a couple fuck books and a fifi for the candy bars!
Cadillac Draw by FAIMnatic October 23, 2020

Jump in the Cadillac

Tommyinnits famous thing
Fan: "jump in the Cadillac"
Tommy: "die"

jump in the cadillac

Dono/Donation: “Jump in the cadillac girl put some miles on it”

Tommy: AHAHHAHSHSHDJFISN FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

After the dono disappears: OK ANYWAYS

Cadillac Pussy 

This is a very luxurious vagina that a lot of people wish they could own, but only very few people can actually afford. It (the vagina) not only looks fantastic, but also feels exceptional on the inside.
I know that woman has a "Cadillac Pussy" but I just can't afford it.
Cadillac Pussy by Hank Jr. June 12, 2013