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Go Caveman
The action of taking a crap, shit or piss in a place where there are no proper facilities, such as a toilet or tissue paper. It is usually urgent, when there is no time to seek out better accomodations. Sometimes it is uncontrollable, which makes for a better story to your friends at cocktail parties.
1) I made a mistake of eating a box of prunes before I went Mountain Biking. I had to "go caveman" in the woods with leaves and bark.
2) Man did we drink too much last night after work! I had to "go caveman" in the subway.
3) There was no paper in the outhouse; I had to Go Caveman and wipe my ass with my underpants and left them in the garbage can.
2) Man did we drink too much last night after work! I had to "go caveman" in the subway.
3) There was no paper in the outhouse; I had to Go Caveman and wipe my ass with my underpants and left them in the garbage can.
Go Caveman by TheFlashSimiValley April 5, 2016
cacete
used as a negative argument, expressing disbelief for any situation or sentence - not to use around formal people, unless very close to you (as in a business meeting with some old partners, for example).
Can also be used as a synonim to beat someone really hard.
Can also be used as a synonim to beat someone really hard.
O cara é rico? Rico o cacete! Ele não tem nada! - That guy, rich? No fucking way! He ain't got nothing!
Você é o chefe aqui? O cacete! Zé Maluco é que é o chefe! - You're the boss here? My ass! Zé Maluco is the Boss!
Se ele não parar, vou dar um cacete nesse cara! - If he doesn't stop, I'm gonna beat the guy's face up!
A policia chegou e desceu o cacete! - The cops arrived and beat everybody down!
Você é o chefe aqui? O cacete! Zé Maluco é que é o chefe! - You're the boss here? My ass! Zé Maluco is the Boss!
Se ele não parar, vou dar um cacete nesse cara! - If he doesn't stop, I'm gonna beat the guy's face up!
A policia chegou e desceu o cacete! - The cops arrived and beat everybody down!
Cakemama
n. A Karen who thinks she is so high and mighty she can bully anyone, even her child’s teachers, because she disagrees with their opinion and that makes her butthurt.
caceres
caceres by Chris325480 September 3, 2017
Camembeard
Camembeard by Poon Noob December 29, 2018
Camembert
Camembert by MeowCat2630 July 10, 2020
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