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Go Caveman 

The action of taking a crap, shit or piss in a place where there are no proper facilities, such as a toilet or tissue paper. It is usually urgent, when there is no time to seek out better accomodations. Sometimes it is uncontrollable, which makes for a better story to your friends at cocktail parties.
1) I made a mistake of eating a box of prunes before I went Mountain Biking. I had to "go caveman" in the woods with leaves and bark.

2) Man did we drink too much last night after work! I had to "go caveman" in the subway.

3) There was no paper in the outhouse; I had to Go Caveman and wipe my ass with my underpants and left them in the garbage can.
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used as a negative argument, expressing disbelief for any situation or sentence - not to use around formal people, unless very close to you (as in a business meeting with some old partners, for example).

Can also be used as a synonim to beat someone really hard.
O cara é rico? Rico o cacete! Ele não tem nada! - That guy, rich? No fucking way! He ain't got nothing!

Você é o chefe aqui? O cacete! Zé Maluco é que é o chefe! - You're the boss here? My ass! Zé Maluco is the Boss!

Se ele não parar, vou dar um cacete nesse cara! - If he doesn't stop, I'm gonna beat the guy's face up!

A policia chegou e desceu o cacete! - The cops arrived and beat everybody down!
cacete by tedesco September 27, 2008

Cakemama 

n. A Karen who thinks she is so high and mighty she can bully anyone, even her child’s teachers, because she disagrees with their opinion and that makes her butthurt.
Sally got taught about racism in school. Her bigoted Cakemama mother didn’t like it and tried doxxing her teacher .

What a bitch.
Cakemama by JoJakHare October 4, 2020
No one fucks with Caceres's hurt any of caceres loved ones an you may have a chance of dying
Don't fuck with him he's a Caceres
caceres by Chris325480 September 3, 2017

Camembeard

When you have a beard full of camembert cheese
We had camembert cheese with bread for Christmas dinner, i had a right camembeard afterwards
Camembeard by Poon Noob December 29, 2018

Camembert 

A stinky cheese that Plagg loves to eat.
"Plagg enough with the Camembert" Adrian exclaimed.
Camembert by MeowCat2630 July 10, 2020