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Cake Monster 

A girl of substandard attractiveness, who uses a thick layer of makeup to hide the fact that she's busted.

A girl who has to scrap a layer of cake off her face before she goes to bed.
That Jersey girl is a total cake monster.

My bed looks like a Cake Monster slept in it last night.
Cake Monster by rexnfx January 19, 2011
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cakemaster1009 

Cakemaster1009 is a name that belongs to a being in England. But don’t be fooled by his name, Cakemaster1009 possesses the power of 10,000,000 of you combined. He is a god, if you will.
one day i wish to be as strong as Cakemaster1009
cakemaster1009 by codychips123 October 14, 2022

CakeMaster

The Most Amazing Person In Existence. He will kick your ass if you make him angry. Loves Music. Really Kind Person. Very Fun to Be Around
Man, CakeMaster Is fucking amazing.
CakeMaster by Joelth February 24, 2008

CAKE MONSTER 

CAKE MONSTER:
ALSO KNOWN AS - GREEDY FAT BASTARD, COOKIE MONSTER, BEASTBAG, SHARON SMITH , HONEY MONSTER
KNOWN TO EAT MEN WHOLE IF THEY STAND IN FRONT OF A CAKE. IVE EVEN SAW HER EAT A BABY!
HANGS AROUND OUTSIDE GREGGS AND OTHER SUCH BAKERIES INHALING CAKES WHOLE!
SHE HIDES CAKE IN HER MINGLE.
KNOWN TO SPEND £2000 A DAY ON CAKE; INHALES CAKE QUICKER THAN OXYGEN!
'LOOK AT THE STATE OF THAT CAKE MONSTER - SHOVELLING IT IN!'
'THE SHARON - I HEARD HER BLOODS CAME BACK 99.9% CAKE AND 0.1% CARAMEL, '
CAKE MONSTER by PISSBAGPO May 21, 2018