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camembert 

Typically french cheese made in Normandy a North France's area.
This cheese has got a very strong smell
Everyday french people eat some camembert cheese with baguette
camembert by Alban October 24, 2006

Camembert-ly Legal Burger 

A specialized burger served with camembert cheese
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Camembert-ly Legal Burger, it comes with camembert cheese!"

Camembert Quartet 

A disgustingly hilarious Irish comedy band.
Members:
Clint velour - Guitar, vocals
Bunny Green - Drums, vocals
Vic Ferrari - Bass, vocals
James wand (AKA major james) - keyboards, vocals
Dr. Sleeze - Saxaphone, vocals

No matter what genre of music you like they'll be able to slag it. They have 2 LPs now which can be purchased world wide. "music is war" and "the camembert quartet sell out". Both concept albums.
If you're not irish you may be confused by some of the comedy in the talking tracks. The funny thing is when they're making fun of genres by making up songs in that genre's style, they may be making fun of it but the songs actually sound good.
Good tracks:

Batturburger (A slag off dance music)

California Dublin 4 (A slag off the Thrills)

Boybands are cunts (a slag off boy bands)

Gimme some o' dat cheese (a slag off funk)

We came to rock (a slag off bands like
ACDC and twisted sister)

Gimme medicine (a slag off metal)

It's all about me (a slag off rap; Eminem, Jay Z, The streets, Busta Rhymes)

Students (a slag off college students)

Serious (a slag off serious indie songs)

Slit your wrists (a slag off radiohead)


There's loads more but they're all the songs i can remember off the top of my head.
Camembert Quartet by Wezz December 9, 2004

Camembeard

When you have a beard full of camembert cheese
We had camembert cheese with bread for Christmas dinner, i had a right camembeard afterwards
Camembeard by Poon Noob December 29, 2018

Clamembert 

When her pretty little clam is as moist, soft and creamy as an exquisite Camembert cheese.
I shoved two fingers in her clamembert last night. Like liquid velvet down there.

Rachel’s shaved box is a fine serving if exquisite clamembert if I must say.
Clamembert by Eaton Holgoode January 16, 2019

cambertard

Car "enthusiast" who believe achieving 21 degrees of negative camber on a vehicle and completely destroying it's reliability and safety is cool.
Look at those cambertards trying to drive over that speed bump.
cambertard by xXMonolithXx April 19, 2017