cacete 

used as a negative argument, expressing disbelief for any situation or sentence - not to use around formal people, unless very close to you (as in a business meeting with some old partners, for example).

Can also be used as a synonim to beat someone really hard.

O cara é rico? Rico o cacete! Ele não tem nada! - That guy, rich? No fucking way! He ain't got nothing!

Você é o chefe aqui? O cacete! Zé Maluco é que é o chefe! - You're the boss here? My ass! Zé Maluco is the Boss!

Se ele não parar, vou dar um cacete nesse cara! - If he doesn't stop, I'm gonna beat the guy's face up!

A policia chegou e desceu o cacete! - The cops arrived and beat everybody down!

cacete by tedesco September 27, 2008

cacete 

A synonim to "dick", "prick", "rod", i.e. penis, in brazilian slang

Chupa meu cacete, querida. (Come lick my dick, darling)

cacete by lycanthropus February 12, 2006

Cacete 

1) O orgão genital masculino.

2) Uma surra.

3) Uma situação difícil ou entediante.

4) Pedaço de pau, geralmente cilíndrico, com uma das pontas grossas. Utilizado para bater em pessoas ou animais. Também é referido como cassetete.

1) Fulano tem um cacete comprido.

2) Fulano deu um cacete em beltrano.

3) É um cacete quando a tela do Windows fica azul (pane).

4) Vou pegar o cacete para acabar com essa discussão

Cacete by Mitaí October 22, 2013

caceres 

No one fucks with Caceres's hurt any of caceres loved ones an you may have a chance of dying

Don't fuck with him he's a Caceres

caceres by Chris325480 September 3, 2017

Cafeteria Fraiche 

A television cook-show hosted by Randy Marsh.
Making sure you keep your cooking fresh with Cafeteria Fraiche, you must remember to keep it fraiche.

Cafeteria Fraiche;
"Now olive oil does have a low smoke point so keep that heat low and keep it fraiiiichee. OHh OHH thats so F*cking hot, look at that crust its perfect, F*ck Yeah!''

Cafeteria Fraiche by Cheelos November 23, 2010

Cafeteria Food

Just lower your expectations while your at it.

I would rather eat from the garbage can from a McDonald's than eat Cafeteria Food.

Cafeteria Food by Dahooligan January 29, 2019

Cafeteria Food

When you cant tell the difference between shit and the food on the plate, and your friend is still eating it.

Friend has Cafeteria Food on their plate that looks like real shit.

You ask them what it is

They say its food.

Then you say: "You have mistaken shit for food."

Cafeteria Food by cscherme March 6, 2009