Cakeman
A legendary man with wild eyes and a cake on his head. Upon seeing him he will deny his presence and give away cake.
Cakeman by Agent Mango November 7, 2005
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Cakeman
A married man who strings along single girls with promises of a future relationship- ie. having one's cake and eating it too.
Not to be confused with an overlapper, someone who overlaps relationships because they can't stand to be alone.
Not to be confused with an overlapper, someone who overlaps relationships because they can't stand to be alone.
Girl, you need to kick him to the curb. He is never going to leave his wife for you, he's just a cakeman.
Cakeman by Special K!! July 11, 2006
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Go Caveman
The action of taking a crap, shit or piss in a place where there are no proper facilities, such as a toilet or tissue paper. It is usually urgent, when there is no time to seek out better accomodations. Sometimes it is uncontrollable, which makes for a better story to your friends at cocktail parties.
1) I made a mistake of eating a box of prunes before I went Mountain Biking. I had to "go caveman" in the woods with leaves and bark.
2) Man did we drink too much last night after work! I had to "go caveman" in the subway.
3) There was no paper in the outhouse; I had to Go Caveman and wipe my ass with my underpants and left them in the garbage can.
2) Man did we drink too much last night after work! I had to "go caveman" in the subway.
3) There was no paper in the outhouse; I had to Go Caveman and wipe my ass with my underpants and left them in the garbage can.
Go Caveman by TheFlashSimiValley April 5, 2016