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Carlance 

He is the kind of man who is more clingy than me. He made my stomach full of butterflies and gave the joy and love that I deserved to the relationship we have. Honey, I will always admire you, even if sometimes I overthink that you might not like my personalities. Let's work together; let's count together. From the first monthsary we have right now, I hope there is more. I love you. Happy 1st monthsary mwuah.
Carlance is a great man.
Carlance by Ver Sei April 18, 2023
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cardance 

To dance wildly and voraciously while driving. Enhanced by multiple passengers who dance with equal enthusiasm.
This drive could be bearable if we cardance.
cardance by CDChronicles October 14, 2009

Carlince 

Carlince is a very pretty boy with very long eyelashes and beautiful smile. he makes his girlfriend feel very loved and very happy. overall he's the best <3
"Yo, there goes carlince"
"Dawg..hes so pretty"
"Yea and I bet he makes his gf very happy"
Carlince by SugaKookiez7 April 27, 2023

Calancea Effect 

Do you know that moment when the internet is slow down because of multiple connections or someone is downloading huge files? I had a classmate that always was downloading some files and because of it, our Wi-Fi speed was very slow.
My internet is so slow!!! Calancea please stop downloading.
This network has a Calancea Effect!!!
Calancea Effect by dr4605 June 6, 2017

Calancea's effect 

When the internet connection is too slow, it because there is a guy on the same network who is downloading 3 GB file/movie/package.
Your friend: Damn, the internet is so slow, I can't even open Youtube.
You: Bro, it's Calancea's effect, let's find and beat this guy.
Calancea's effect by dr4605 March 26, 2018
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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