carebulance 

An emergency response vehicle called to someone's aid in a purely fictional and sarcastic way.

A bit like the carebus, but far more deeply sarcastic.

"Oh man, my girlfriend has left me for my brother and she says she doesn't love me any more."

"Really! Let me just call you a carebulance."

carebulance by timelapse May 21, 2008

cabulance

Transportation for low income public. Transportation to the local hospital. The cost which will never be recovered due to lack of health insurance. Person will usally wait until latenight and have minimum of one vehicle in yard or driveway, and rest of the family memebers will follow to hospital.

Teresa had a cold for sevral days, Late lastnight she decided to call 911 for a Cabulance to transport her to the hospital. She asked her boyfriend to follow in her mother's car.

cabulance by jerrys world April 19, 2006

Cabulance

1) A cabulance is the act of using an ambulance as a taxi cab.

2) When a person uses an ambulance for a non-emergent reason.

3) The use of an ambulance for the sole purpose of getting a ride into town.

Medic: I can't believe how many bullshit runs we have had today! We are running as a cabulance today!

Cabulance by Night.ER.Ninja July 26, 2014

cabulance

The thing that rescues you from having to walk home drunk.

Dude, I am totally tossed. Let's get a cabulance.

cabulance by chester January 29, 2004

cabulance

A vehicle, usually operated by a private ambulance service or a municipal transit agency, designed to transport persons who use a wheel chair to medically necessary appointments.

A cabulance is dispatched by a private ambulance service to transport a person who receives medicaid benefits, and lacks reliable transportation to lifesaving dialysis appointments.

cabulance by MotoKam March 30, 2015