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Clambulance 

It is a vehicle of transportation that specifically attends to lesbian lovers whom, in the act of bumping biscuits, have damaged their labia minora. It comes fully stocked with dildos, ranging from the Master Dildo Sword to the Micro Bruiser along with the Lubricator 3000, which has customizable flavors, densities and scents. It also has Twinkies.
Maria and Tiffany, whilst in the bathroom of a local McDonalds, had to call the Clambulance after a Clam-Clapping catastrophe.
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Clambulance 

A woman sits on a man’s face whilst he mimics the sound of an ambulance
Last night I gave her the good ole’ clambulance
Clambulance by Sussksss August 30, 2022
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Clambulance 

For injured molluscs
I found a dehydrated scallop at the beach, so I called a clambulance.
Clambulance by SqueekD October 22, 2011

campulance

An ambulance that has been converted or part converted into a camper van.
For Sale: Fiat Ducato, campulance, conversion mostly complete, still a few jobs to do.
campulance by robospike May 18, 2010

clambulate 

Clambulate /KLAM-byoo-late/ n. To propel your office chair using your foot, like a clam moves its shell with its foot.
Allow me to clambulate over to your desk and see your screen.

(based on how a clam propels itself using it's single foot)
clambulate by azjoejoe August 4, 2010
Transportation for low income public. Transportation to the local hospital. The cost which will never be recovered due to lack of health insurance. Person will usally wait until latenight and have minimum of one vehicle in yard or driveway, and rest of the family memebers will follow to hospital.
Teresa had a cold for sevral days, Late lastnight she decided to call 911 for a Cabulance to transport her to the hospital. She asked her boyfriend to follow in her mother's car.
cabulance by jerrys world April 19, 2006
1) A cabulance is the act of using an ambulance as a taxi cab.

2) When a person uses an ambulance for a non-emergent reason.

3) The use of an ambulance for the sole purpose of getting a ride into town.
Medic: I can't believe how many bullshit runs we have had today! We are running as a cabulance today!
Cabulance by Night.ER.Ninja July 26, 2014