caant

1. to be in complete and utter disbelief

i caant handle all of these assignments

caant by unclejose March 9, 2022

broken cantaloupe

A juicy wet pussy kind of looks like a broken cantaloupe either cut in half or smashed on the floor with the seeds hanging all over the place

Man, Judy was so horny last night her pussy looked like a broken cantaloupe.

broken cantaloupe by Club April 11, 2015

cant be arsed 

cannot be bothered

I cant be arsed to think of an example

cant be arsed by Emma March 30, 2004

I cant read 

Yes you can you liar

You : I cant read
Me : Yes you can

I cant read by *enter generic name* August 25, 2018

Cantanta

Cantanta is a singing group that I am forced to go to by my mum

Ellie: You doing anything later?

Rebecca: Yeah, I’m going to Cantanta.

Cantanta by I.make.weird.definitions January 23, 2019

Tim Canterbury 

A character of BBC's The Office who just turned 30, lives with his parents, and works in Slough at Wernham-Hogg paper company. Pretty much the only high points in this life of his include pulling practical with engaged receptionist Dawn (OTP!) on his annoying desk neighbour Gareth Keenan.

Gareth: In this room, I have special--
Tim: Needs?
Gareth: No, I am a special--
Tim: Needs child?
Gareth: No, and that's not funny!
*Tim and Dawn laugh*

Tim Canterbury by Jemma March 25, 2005

O'Caan 

A slash pairing (male/male) name consisting of Scott Caan & Alex O'Loughlin, the lead actors of the new remake of Hawaii Five-0.

Fangirl 1: Oh my god did you see the new H50 behind the scenes pictures?

Fangirl 2: Yes I did! Alex was drapped all over Scott, O'Caan is so canon!

O'Caan by teamocaan July 30, 2012