Jemma's definitions

Tim Canterbury

A character of BBC's The Office who just turned 30, lives with his parents, and works in Slough at Wernham-Hogg paper company. Pretty much the only high points in this life of his include pulling practical with engaged receptionist Dawn (OTP!) on his annoying desk neighbour Gareth Keenan.

Gareth: In this room, I have special--
Tim: Needs?
Gareth: No, I am a special--
Tim: Needs child?
Gareth: No, and that's not funny!
*Tim and Dawn laugh*

by Jemma March 25, 2005

nfw

no fucking way

an abbreviation that i just made up...eventhough people probally already use it it wasent defined

OMG you mom thinks there balloons....NFW!!

by Jemma February 3, 2005

Tim Rice-Oxley

The talented pianist of the wonderful British band Keane. If you've seen the band in concert, it's a surprise that Tim hasn't a neck injury as he really gets into that piano playing.

Tim Rice-Oxley is one-third of Keane, which also consists of Tom Chaplin and Richard Hughes.

by Jemma March 25, 2005